fine & dandy

some of you guys have GOT to remember about fun

like it’s ok… just be a little silly… be annoying… be embarrassing… you are alive

My parents continuously tell me that my generation’s humour makes no sense and I still refuse to ever explain it to them

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I was walking over the sewer the whole time and like….I’m not a piece of shit….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past an atheist and like…I’m a church so… yea

wait what

id like to formally thank the gays for rebranding the jockstrap from a utilitarian piece of sports equipment to fashionable sex wear

humanity did a lot of things wrong but at least we got libraries, museums, and coffee shops right

this is the most hardcore comeback ive ever seen

did tumblr humor distort anyone elses sense of reality ? every fucking meme on here is drenched in 5 layers of irony and my brain cant differentiate jokes from anything. i went to craigslist saw a photo of a couch and just fucking lost it

If depression was a musical

This is a bop

now THIS is an ally

THE TRUE UNPROBLEMATIC FAVE

Come to think of it I never actually found a single reason to dislike him. To my knowledge he’s just a goofball who likes food.