❛ DICHOTOMY !

                    ❛          hah ! yeah , i get it ! i’m not stupid , after all.          ❜          he phrases it like he’s taken offense , but he’s heard countless more terrible things directed towards his person.          ❛          how about this , how do trees access the internet ? they...log in.          ❜

                   ❛           heh.          ❜

                    the sudden pulling by cloth causes a primal fear to course through his veins , before it is quickly replaced upon realizing who it is that is touching him. ouma lets out boisterous laughter , allowing himself to be pulled.          ❛           not the closet !          ❜          a false , sarcastic plea , for he hardly minds the closet     /     he’s had much worse in terms of punishments.          ❛           suzuya said i could , don’t put me in the closet !          ❜          of course , suzuya promised no such thing , but it is common knowledge that he’s a natural - born liar.          ❛           it’s gonna explode in a few seconds if you don’t let me finish what i was doing , i was just about to stop it &&. save the house , but now i’ll be framed for arson &&. we’ll be homeless.          ❜

                    he laughs his signature horse laugh.     (     kokichi ouma does not care about being treated with kindness. he detests it , works against it , turns people against him intentionally     /     but saihara’s words do bring a degree of promise for excitability.     )

my ouma’s talent is shsl liar, and he was lying about his talent being supreme leader the whole time. feels good 2 be canon divergent in the year of our lord 2k18

                    ❛           how’s the weather up there ?          ❜

                    ❛           wow , you’re a real freak , you know that ?          ❜

                    ❛           hey , hey ! what do you want to do today ?          ❜

                    he lets out a low groan.          ❛          are you toying with me ?          ❜          ah , perhaps he wouldn’t mind finally dying here     /     an idea he maintains for only a moment , before the paranoia which dictates his life seeps in ( even in the case of all of this death , it still controls him. ) ouma bites his lip hard enough to draw his own blood , shuffling back as quickly as possible.

“What am I to you?” “If you could be with me, would you?” “Do you still think about (___)?” ”Do you want to be something more?” “I need to tell you how I feel.” “I miss how we used to be.” “Is it okay to say that I’m jealous?” “I’m so sorry I’m jealous… It’s such an ugly feeling.” ”I can’t help the way I feel.” ”They all want you, but they don’t even know you.” ”Is it okay to want you for myself?” “You’re mine. I don’t want to share.” “I want to be the only one for you.” “It’s you. You’re it. You’re the one I want.” “If you want me, you can have me.” “You can have others, but I will be your priority.” “Let’s talk about what you want.” “Let’s talk about what I want.” “I’ll wait for you. I’ll wait until you’re ready.” “You’re my friend. You didn’t know that?” ”I don’t think I know how to love…” ”Can I trust you?” “I forgive you.” “I only play around because I don’t have you.” “Name it. I’d give it up for you.” “You play so hard to get. Will I ever catch you?” “How can I get you to like me?” “Is there some secret to winning your love?” “Are you available?” “Are you afraid of commitment?” “If I agreed to be exclusive with you, would you do the same?” “Do you feel anything?” ”Why are you pushing me away?” ”The instant you start to feel something, you turn tail and run.” ”He/she/they love you, you know…” ”Don’t. I’m not good for you. Don’t even think about falling for me.” ”I will hurt you. That’s just a fact.” “You’re so wild that I want to be the one to tame you.” ”If you love them, then I want to as well.” “Your heart is safe with me.” ”You’re the type who wants to have your cake and eat it, too.” ”You’ve got me wrapped around your finger.” ”I’ve missed you so much.” ”Your happiness comes before mine.” ”I don’t mind sharing, as long as I’m with you.” “I am so sorry for hurting you.” “Can we start over?”