as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive

i do not “delete sentences” when they start “hindering the plot” i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did

You don't actually have to kill your darlings. You can just put them in the oubliette #myoubliette

The sheer roundness of this kitten must be admired.

tag the oc who fell in love with someone they never expected

watching a pot means itll never boil but leaving it unwatched makes it always boil over so basically cooking pasta is kinda like quantum superposition

while i was typing this my pot boiled over

imagine being so butch that your nickname is “butch” and you openly call your crush the love of your life and tell her to stop flirting with men but she still isn’t sure if you’re a lesbian and if you’d like her back. happened to my good friend Josie Jambalaya