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  ❝ GUESS WHO’S SINGLE NOW ?!❞              ❝   I’m literally crying on the inside.  ❞

  ❝   hey, wait !   where did you say you’re coming from again ? ❞    now if he told her she came from space,   THAT   would’ve been   realistic.     but  this  however ?     not something she would have considered before.   original, sure, but  odd.

 ❝   it’s not  w e i r d.    i’m actually just an alien. ❞     which kind of has become an excuse for a lot of things lately.

   ❝   actually you will be surprised once you find out what i’m   ACTUALLY   capable of !     did you know i build a drill once and saved your planet?!   what about that huh ?!  ❞   she's still proud of that.  the moment she realized she wanted to join the crystal gems.   protect the wonderful place that is earth.   who wouldn’t want that ?

  ❝   well, look.    i’m a gem.   it’s not weird.  or odd.   we have been on your planet for a while.   just let me do my   j o b !  ❞       sure she mentioned to pearl she wanted to be more involved in a mission for once.  but this “human child” was just playing plain difficult !   how is she ever supposed to proof herself a worthy Crystal Gem if she can’t even speak to a KID !

THIS IS GUILT TRIPPING!!

  ❝    do you.. have a reason  N O T  to ?  ❞    if the rumors  were correct, Trolls were supposed to be a very   disheartening   species.    something she could probably only just now relate to.   still, she didn’t entirely plan on making the child sad.     she just wanted to boost some of her own confidence.

  ❝   i like your hair. i bet that in a previous life you actually knew how to style it properly. ❞     she said, but before long looking back on her words in confusion.   Then distress.         ❝   --THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A COMPLIMENT !   ❞

   ❝  sometimes i look at you and get kind of sad.    why would you age like that ?      isn’t it just much easier not to ?   ❞         sure peridot has learned not to compare humans to gems but sometimes it’s so hard not to.   besides isolating yourself at the barn isn’t exactly helpful if you want to get to know the world.    

   ❝  ...oh..  ❞    her voice sounded that of unprepared   disappointment.   Surely she expected the troll to agree with her, after all who wouldn't ?    not that she ever bothered to learn more about them, kindergartening was her main priority, not trollkind. Although, the rumors were hard to avoid.       ❝ I have to say  did not prepare for this.  ❞