deine gewalt ist nur ein stummer schrei nach liebe

some people really do need to start reminding themselves that the answer to "why didn't the character just do [something entirely different]" is often simply "because then there wouldn't be a story"

had to tell marge simpson that homer simpson had been murdered, to which marge responded by swearing revenge, and lisa simpson said "but mom, killing for revenge makes you just as bad as them" and marge simpson responded "lisa, if we spend our whole lives drawing lines in the sand to define whats right and wrong, we wont notice the tide coming in" to which bart simpson exclaimed "ay caramba!"

everytime u go outside ur spending $60 automatically its crazy $60 is the new $20

"i think", i say, about my own ocs, who i made,

“my headcanon is…” i say about the canon that i made about my own characters

"we have to accept the fact that the r word is coming back" NO WE DONTTTT NO WE DONT

a long distance friend is kind of a dead wife in a way

Every glasses-related poll honestly needs to be separated into diopter ranges like wrestling weight classes bc every timeeeeee these +1.25 bitches are in the notes like "OMG why would you wear glasses in the shower!! why would you wear glasses having sex!!" because without them i am functionally blind. you may as well turn the lights off at that point bc i am feeling my way to the pussy like Velma. those are my eyes, bitch

was i normal / forgivable / worth saving at the party last night? be honest haha 😂 🙈

Goodbye white people no more cheeseboard

What have white people ever done to deserve this?

oh yeah reminder not to give the evil fucking scum who run this website a goddamn cent this month when they inevitably roll out whatever theyre selling for it. Find a trans woman to pay instead