Perfectly Witty

@perfectlywitty

I have an addiction to make-up and pretty things. I'm also insanely obsessed with my pug. I post random things, whatever I feel is funny, sarcastic or just what I am feeling at the time. I occasionally live blog. And rant. And I am okay with that. If you don't like it. Don't Follow.

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dancefloors

the relationship women have with their own reflection…beyond complex

dancefloors

I was going to elaborate but I don’t think I could capture it as well as some ppl in the tags

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violadvis

The Politician | 1x01 “Pilot”

You know... sometimes I think owning a gun would be a good thing but really I am not sure I trust myself completely..

Oh hey. Haven't been here in a minute.. I'm just here to rant about the pharmacy. Stay tuned

tastefullyoffensive

(photo by DomesticatedAnarchy)

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Hey..so if you want to try some free stuff..

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This is not spam. Promise. I'm just trying to win a new kuerig cold brew coffee machine because I have an addiction to coffee.

#coffee #kuerig #influenster #click my link #I need all the coffee #please

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perfectlywitty

Haha. I'm doing that when you get a boyfriend vanessamoschella

johnmarston

True friendship is serenading each other with “Uptown Funk” and reciting scenes from cheesy romance movies

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signofinnocence-deactivated2015

jodi arias can literally get away with murder and escape the death penalty when she kills her ex-boyfriend in the most brutal way possible

but god forbid tamir rice plays with a toy gun in a public park and the police blame him for his own death

I've tried to be quiet through this whole Jodi Arias trial.

BUT HOW THE FUCK IS SHE NOT BEING SENTENCED TO DEATH!??

She BRUTUALLY murdered that guy! SHE TOOK HER OWN CRIME SCENE PHOTOS FOR CHRIST SAKE!!

#jodi arias #shut up #travis alexander

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picsandquotes

ANXIETY NO MORE

If you struggle with any level of anxiety, you know that it’s one of the most frightening feelings you can have. Once you are set off, you can become almost paralyzed by fear, unable to take care of even basic tasks. When these attacks happen at night, it can make it nearly...

princesslloy

lovequotesrus

Everything you love is here

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poyzn

Animals that are patiently awesome.

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thickmints

when you try to explain your anxiety to someone that doesn’t have it and they’re like “oh yeah I feel like that too sometimes but your just being dramatic” As if mild stress is the same as wanting to literally rip your hair out

floozys-deactivated20180908

“boys will be bo-“

*flies in*

*punches you in the face*

bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE

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