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If I'm getting close then helloo there 👋 my name's Sarah but most people call me lawtey, today I'm going to talk about why my life is just one long spiral of apocalyptic hellfire. If you fancy a laugh, cry or cringe, then I beg you to stay tuned.

So as a "millennial" i think I was born in 89 honestly I don't know... I'm your average 33 something year old, when it comes to paper work.

So yes female, gay, got her own house, car etc... Normal shit that people generally tick off if they achieve a job with satisfactory salary!

But on the inside I have 100% a complete different tale. Starting at my head, I have so far been diagnosed with PTSD, Anxiety and Depression, and I pay a excellent therapist a sum of money 💰 to talk about a fucking awful trauma I went through when I was younger.

Drop down to eyes 👀 can't see for shit! Take my glasses from me and I will be patting the fuck out of your misses tits 😉

Hips got diagnosed with osteitis condensans ilii physio is getting me no where and I feeling 100% like an old woman

Then there's deep in side my guts 2013 I got diagnosed with Crohn's disease, had 30cm of my bowels removed and been told I'm in remission since. But I still to this day can't eat solids without experiencing pain and yes Karen I've tried gluten free... I've tried everything!!

I live on a vegan meal replacement milkshakes 2 times a day, and in the morning I'll have wheetabix with oatmilk. That's what keeps me going, along with a shut ton of medication obviously... Yay for the NHS! 😏

Today I found out my only escape route, where I can go if shit goes fucking wrong my parents. Have sold there house and there moving to America to be with my sister. Who has given them two grand children.

The pain from my wisdom tooth, plus that, plus my hip and today my period started.

Fuck this shit!

Nicotine and vape juice put together so splendidly into a little machine that fills up your longs and puffffff your suddenly on and episode of, stars in your eyes. "Tonight Matthew I'm going to be" wait hang on do I smell maple syrup? No I definitely smell pancake god dam is your neighbour cooking up a storm again? Puffff lol nah mate she's vaping. 🤣

Today I got told by a very angry Spanish dentist that if I continue to vape, I will be back again and again. Back story-

I had my wisdom tooth taken out read the instructions to the letter it said to not smoke or vape up to 24-48 hrs obviously I didn't think I'd last 48 so 24 came and I started puffing!!

Hello my name's lawtey, I work in computer software, I'm the bread winner of the household. If that's even a thing these days and I have a mortgage a finance on a car I can't afford two fucking adorable yet absafuckinglutly bat shit cats. Oh and people call me gay, lesbian 'one of those', rug munchers, yeah I just love my misses been with her nearly 10 years and I'd be lost without her.

I come to Tumblr to share my frustration of the world! Be it the politicians, my family or just if the wind hit my wrong that day and to make a few folkes laugh, smile hek or cry 🤣