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is this not how siempre viva went?

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Viola really saw the messiest lesbians and was like “I need to make sure they keep this toxic shit up for the rest of eternity, for my own entertainment” and honestly I love her for that
I think I have a problem
Because they truly cannot function without the other
everything’s coming up helen

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Baby… what ditch do you want Mad buried in? Cause uhm… that choreography is… well.. uhm… how do I say this politely?
It suggests you want her face buried between your thighs
THOSE BITCHES ARE BURIED NEXT TO EACH OTHER! Not just in the same place, not just the same row, next to. At the same place Ernest and his WIFE are being buried next to one another?? Right. Right. Right. How’d that convo even go????
Walk with me. It's not my best work but I gotta get the bees out of my brain. *jingles keys* its gay *jingles keys* and its pride month
She sits up against the headboard, glasses sliding down to the bridge of her nose. It feels unfair how Helen only got to enjoy 20/20 vision for four years until Madeline blasted a hole through her. Now it feels like her vision is worse if anything. She pushes them back up her nose, eyes reading over a few paragraphs of options.Â
“We could get you a mausoleum?” She says, scrolling through the website of a cemetery.Â
“Ooo that could be fun!” Madeline lays on her stomach next to her, feet kicking in the air while she scrolls through her phone. Their pinkies are hooked together in the middle of the bed, both of them focused on their own screens. Helen has been combing through a few cemeteries in the area that would be a fitting place for Thee Madeline Ashton to be buried. Did you know she was a two time Oscar nominee?Â
Helen has already done this once for herself four years prior and Madeline cried like a baby at her fake funeral. She couldn’t understand why for the life of her. She was standing right next to her during the service. “But it still feels like you died!” Madeline had sobbed into her chest while Helen soothed her…at her own funeral.Â
“Jesus this is expensive.” Helen’s eyes go a bit wider when she sees the range of costs for mausoleums.Â
“Who cares! We'll get a big statue of me right on top. No one will ever forget this beautiful face.” She flutters her lashes looking up at Helen who just rolls her eyes with a soft smile.Â
“Whatever will the world do without you.” She hums out, scrolling a little further. “Are we doing the whole casket thing for you?”Â
“Duh! I don't want a boring urn like some people.” The words have Helen shooting a glare her way.Â
“Hey! My urn is beautiful.”Â
“It's gold and black Helen, it looks like my grandmother's.” She sticks her tongue out with a grossed out look.Â
The premise of Death Becomes Her be like:

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Ernest doesn't love Helen. Madeline does.
Or: an analysis of why Madhel is (at least in my mind) basically canon.
(This is a long one, sorry)
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happy pride to whatever the hell these two have going on
The fact that Helen told Ernest “you’ve got me and I’ve got you.” but he never confirmed that, nor said she was his person, but then Mad went “I think I’m your person” and said “you’ve got me” without expecting Hel to have her back as well (singing I’ve got glue instead of I’ve got you), is so special to me. Like she really does love Helen more than Ernest ever loved her (if he ever even did) and she doesn’t even require for it to be mutual (although she wants it to be, at the start of this song desperately asking Helen to admit she loves her).

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“I lOvE mY kIdS, I lOvE mY wIfE”
“Do you ever wish that’s what we had?”
KIDS?? A MARRIAGE??? TELL ME THAT WASN’T WHAT HEL ORIGINALLY MEANT BUT THEN CHICKENED OUT WHEN MAD DIDN’T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY
I’m so normal about them…
“Admit you called me trash behind my back” is perhaps the worst excuse I’ve ever seen for the raging comphet frenemies vibes you’ve sustained for 30 years Madeline babes