wickedest witch in the midwest

Insanely unfair that I don’t get to have a lesbian makeout session in honor of pride month

i should be allowed to kill people based on how they talk about lesbians

logging onto tumblr like heyyy i'm thinking about the same character i've spent the past few weeks thinking about. no change here. just wanted to let yall know

spending my twenties rotting and decaying

"you only like her because shes a woman" yup "you let female characters get away with too much" yes "if a man did this you would hate him for it" indeed

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

you disagreed w me in an intellectually honest way. we're friends now.

i think i deserve $7,000,000 for everything i've been through tbh.

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

don’t contact me. ever

in charcuterie city, you'll always be cheesed to meet your friends

I hate charcuterie city I want to go somewhere else

this is all that's left.

i love you mirror versions i love you possession i love you cloning i love you simulacrums i love you shadow selves i love you digital copies of a mind i love you alternate timeline versions i love you tropes that play with identity and what it means to be a certain person

one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(

masculine energy this feminine energy that. well i’m out of energy

“It’s almost like you get off on torturing your favorite characters” Yup 👍 Hope this helps!

having OCD is so funny because I can promise you that any given point I am having a complex and heated inner dialogue with myself, and I am losing.