I don’t actually expect anyone to visit this blog but if you have somehow made your way here, hi! Please do not interact with me lol! I am very very VERY happily in a relationship and this blog is really just for me and my wife (read: girlfriend technically I GUESS) to curate smutty things for each other. If for whatever reason my blog happens to be how a post makes it’s way to you, I guess fair enough to reblog it if it’s good, but please don’t try to flirt with me or respond to my tags or anything like that.
Also if it wasn’t obvious this is a very 18+, NSFW place lol tread with caution.
Oh and if you’re a TERF, transphobe, racist, homophobe, ableist, misogynist, etc. general bigot, I hope you never orgasm ever again. 😇 May this blog bring you nothing but unsatisfied sexual frustration and mysterious genital warts that force you to have uncomfortable conversations with exes you haven’t moved on from.
