Move the fuck aside uncle William is here.
First fucks sake William..
Just watch them OUT. SIDE. Don't let them in the house. Take them to fucking Chipotle or some shit I'll pay you back later.
UNCLE WILLIAM??
Who the fuck is William.
Hey dude! You were tiny when I last saw you.
Do you like tacos?? Who am I kidding. Everyone likes tacos. You wanna go get tacos?
Oh..
Fuck yeah I do.
Great! We're gunna go get tacos then. Any stores you see I'll buy whatever you want, alright?
Really? I'll hold you to that.
Mr generouus
And who the fuck are you?
Williams Co worker, onyx laurier. I'll be at a distance, won't bother yall. I'm here with his permission
You look cool. So. You're good to hang out with us.
Courtesy of will.
But thanks, kid.
ALRIGHT! LETS GO GET TACOS AND CANDY
YAY!
Aye aye captain.
You talk to him weird.
Do I now?
Will honey chum pal sugar buddy do I talk to you weird?
Oh the tragedy.
Very.
ALRIGHT! WE FOLLOW PERCY
YAY!!
Cmonnnnnnnnn you guys are SLOW.
No, youre just running too fast.
I'll start walking faster.
Is that gunna hurt your skinny ass legs? Do you need uppies or somethin?
What, you wanna carry me so bad you're resorting to teasing, big guy?
No. Just concerned for your health. Don't wanna pay for your twig ass legs snapping.
Wow will, the care. The worry! I'll shed tears.
I can walk just fine. But If it gets hard somehow, I'll hop over to you.
I'll drop you.
LETS GOOOO!!!!
Alright Alright!! Lead the way little man.
*Skippinggggggg!!*
Jeezus, he is too happy for tacos.
IMPOSSIBLE! You clearly haven't had street tacos before.
Neither have I , actually
. . . You disgust me. We're having street tacos.
Thaaanks.
I CAN SEE THE TACO STAND!!
YIPPIEE!!
Pff-hehehehehe-
Oh shut up..
TACOS TACO TACO!!
Are there chalupa's here-??
Maybe! Go up and ask dude. Get whatever you want.
....recommendations?
I dunno man. What kinda food do you like??
I. Honestly don't know. Living in Britain ruined my palate
... ew.
I'll just get you what I get.
.
First off, sure.
Second off. WHAT DO YOU MEAN EW
.. I mean ew.
BOYS- IS THIS EW OR NOT EW??
EWEW











