while gay

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

ok we can do petplay but Only if I’m the fly. If that’s ok… rubs my hands together … zzzzzz…. Hope I don’t get swatted…. Zzzzzzzzz

died at the window sill

why is this getting notes again everyone STOP talking about white collar & rich guy shit i am a BLUE COLLAR DYKE!!!! THIS IS A JANITORIAL COMPANY!!!! i will NOT let you make this about white collar businessmen the poors are funny too ok

excellent work, 47. you have peed all the pee from your penis

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

Love when the character favoritism reaches the point of “I’m doing a thing. They would probably do this thing” especially when the thing is like eating or walking or something like that. The most mundane tasks are a reference now because I said so

Lord help me I'm playing bg3 again

Im layin in bed like Agent 47

I wish I was taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish my cat had a phone I would call her.

this site used to be awesome

strapjobs r awesome bc u can lowkey chew it a little if u want