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1. Water is life, I can not say this enough you have to force yourself to drink, even if you are at a club or bar and don’t want to carry around a water bottle, take bathroom breaks and drink from the sink, anything to stay hydrated.

2. You have to eat, yes I know the “id rather slit my throat open then chew a bite of food” feeling, everyone has that one food they can’t say no to, even if its just a few bites, eat meals before you know you’re going to use then keep nibbling on whatever is around, snacks are fine, you’re a tweaker there’s no need to worry about dieting.

3. While you are tweak cleaning the bathroom take a minute to tweak on brushing your teeth, rinsing with mouthwash and flossing. while you’re at it brush your hair and wash your face. just because you are a tweaker doesn’t mean you have to look like one.

4. Once you’re completely spun just stop. You wont get higher, you will just end up feeling like hell and wasting your stuff.

5. Your girlfriend/boyfriend might not be as high and horny as you are, so humping their leg while they sleep might just get you bitched at and elbowed in the head.

6. Just stop talking, I promise nobody else cares

7. You did not hear a car door

8. Nobody is following you

9. Other people might not like you completely tweak cleaning and organizing their house and color coordinating their closets

10. Meth is not cocain there’s no need to make lines from one end of the table to the other

11. You don’t need to take everything you own apart, its really not that important

12. You have drug money so you can afford a decent outfit, again looking like a tweaker isn’t the cool thing to do

13. You’re just going to the store, leave your stash at home, you might think you act normal but you don’t, everyone can tell, especially cops

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