I'm tacky... I'm tacky?! SOME BITCH CALLED ME TACKY AND FLAMBOYANT!!!
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I'm tacky... I'm tacky?! SOME BITCH CALLED ME TACKY AND FLAMBOYANT!!!
I'm not posting this to my personal because they follow me.

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Teacher: blah blah blah higher concentrations of African Americans.
kid: (interrupts) Like orange juice?
teacher: sure...
"Can like the Supreme Secret Service listen to my phone calls?"
Stupid girl has a nugget this time!
.....Idiot kid behind me...
Idiot: He's gonna get anally violated.
Me: What?
Idiot: Oh... Right you're... sorry...
Me: Yeah I'm gay. So does that mean I'm going to anal rape someone? No. So yeah.. Thanks.
"Women should just stay in the kitchen am I right guys?!"
Sexist teacher....

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"So this one time I really had to pee because I didn't want to go in a gas station so I popped a squat behind a car. The people came up while I was peeing and I just walked away...."
Another golden nugget from our sassy friend...
No title necessary...
girl: Who's the president?
boy: MY MOM!
Nice little chat between teacher and sassy black friend...
teacher: Can we talk after class? I'm a little concerned. You haven't been turning stuff in.
girl: Shit, we supposed to be turnin' stuff in?!
someone has a little friend crush on me...
girl: Oh my God he's so cute, did you hear him?! "Ok...". Haha!
"Wouldn't that suck if someone was allergic to drinking alcohol?"
Question of the day from out sassy black friend Kayla

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"I was going to call her brown cow but that'd be racist...."
That stupid kid who sits behind me AGAIN! Like he doesn't realize he just said it out loud as he said he wouldn't say it...
"I have hot pants for you!"
A nostalgic moment to look back at the time when I was Sir Evelyn Oakleigh in Anything Goes...
Horny?
friend who also runs this blog: Oh my God, derp was sitting in your chair!
me: WHAT?! He's the one who's like obsessed with me right?
friend: Yeah...
me: Oh God I don't want to sit in this chair any more...
friend: There's probably jizz on it.
me: Stop it I'm vomiting on the floor.
Our wonderful teacher to a friend...
teacher: DON'T PUSH THAT BUTTON! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!
friend: (takes "button" off of wall) but... It's just a magnet...
teacher: (dramatic stare and awkward walk away)
"Die, Die! I'm killing myself!"
Hmm... Little boy behind me... No offense but shut your motherfucking mouth. All you do is curse and then call people faggot.

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"She's like a homewrecker!"
Hmm..... So what you're telling me is that a little 9th grade girl is a homewrecker because she got her first boyfriend who was your friend's 7th grade boyfriend?
Fancy that circumstance! It's so..... melodramatic!
Haven't posted in a while!
Here we go... Posting spree of like 20 things I've heard over the last however long I haven't been online to post!
And by haven't been online I mean too lazy to take them out and type them up...