we crumpled your man up like tissue paper btw. like we all took turns crumpling then uncrumpling him. sorry. couldn’t resist because he is just so crumpleable

time spent loving will never be time wasted. even if that love ends. i have to believe this or i will go crazy. signed by. girl

i like to shoplift from mom and pop stores because thinking about small businesses suffering makes me giddy. i always make honest purchases at walmart though

I hope you log off. I hope we both log off.

using /bald as a tone indicator when i RP as walter white

thankfully matter cannot be created or destroyed so You don’t even have to worry about it

i love the expression "screaming like a banshee". youre screaming so loud youre just like this thing i made up that screams really loud

cant wait for when i become a real person

i have exactly three phrases in my vocabulary and they're "hiiiiiiii" "so truee" and "i'm gonna kill myself"

legends say the scary man with a hook for a hand jerks people off in these woods to this day

googled a symptom. will u guys remember me

the only “found family” im interested in is the one i will have once i marry your father, who by the way is quite attractive for his age