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Roleplay blog for Obscure Umbra Cookie
"Come, come! I've expected visitors!"
(putting this under the cut bc it's a pain in the ass to scroll)

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Why the fuck is Franz Kromer from hit German novel Demian in my fucking office
"Wh- What are you talking about?"
LOOK AT THIS.
WHY IS SHE HERE.
"That looks like a knight. Why is a KNIGHT in your office?"
SHE KEEPS TALKING ABOUT HUMAN WHOLENESS AND HUMAN ROBOT PROSTHETIC SURGERIES HELP ME
"Are you sure that's not just a roboticist? Are you sure you didn't just drag a roboticist here?"
IDK </3
"How do you keep finding these Cookies!? Is- Is that even a COOKIE!?"
IM A THERAPIST. THEY JUST WALK INTO MY OFFICE AND TALK IDK HOW THEY FIND ME
"Well, I suppose that means your famous but that still leaves the question! Is that EVEN A COOKIE!?"
I DONT KNOW I ASKED HER NAME SHE JUST SAID "kromer" AND SMILED LIKE THIS
"THAT'S MY SMILE! WHY DOES SHE SMILE LIKE ME!?"
Why the fuck is Franz Kromer from hit German novel Demian in my fucking office
"Wh- What are you talking about?"
LOOK AT THIS.
WHY IS SHE HERE.
"That looks like a knight. Why is a KNIGHT in your office?"
SHE KEEPS TALKING ABOUT HUMAN WHOLENESS AND HUMAN ROBOT PROSTHETIC SURGERIES HELP ME
"Are you sure that's not just a roboticist? Are you sure you didn't just drag a roboticist here?"
IDK </3
"How do you keep finding these Cookies!? Is- Is that even a COOKIE!?"
IM A THERAPIST. THEY JUST WALK INTO MY OFFICE AND TALK IDK HOW THEY FIND ME
"Well, I suppose that means your famous but that still leaves the question! Is that EVEN A COOKIE!?"
Why the fuck is Franz Kromer from hit German novel Demian in my fucking office
"Wh- What are you talking about?"
LOOK AT THIS.
WHY IS SHE HERE.
"That looks like a knight. Why is a KNIGHT in your office?"
SHE KEEPS TALKING ABOUT HUMAN WHOLENESS AND HUMAN ROBOT PROSTHETIC SURGERIES HELP ME
"Are you sure that's not just a roboticist? Are you sure you didn't just drag a roboticist here?"
IDK </3
"How do you keep finding these Cookies!? Is- Is that even a COOKIE!?"
Why the fuck is Franz Kromer from hit German novel Demian in my fucking office
"Wh- What are you talking about?"
LOOK AT THIS.
WHY IS SHE HERE.
"That looks like a knight. Why is a KNIGHT in your office?"
SHE KEEPS TALKING ABOUT HUMAN WHOLENESS AND HUMAN ROBOT PROSTHETIC SURGERIES HELP ME
"Are you sure that's not just a roboticist? Are you sure you didn't just drag a roboticist here?"

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Why the fuck is Franz Kromer from hit German novel Demian in my fucking office
"Wh- What are you talking about?"
LOOK AT THIS.
WHY IS SHE HERE.
"That looks like a knight. Why is a KNIGHT in your office?"
Why the fuck is Franz Kromer from hit German novel Demian in my fucking office
"Wh- What are you talking about?"
Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.
I love obscure umbra so much I want to.marry them in every possible form that exists 😍😍😍
Pov: average posting about a character with a vague backstory and terrible morals
Cookie run WILL make umbra relevant. They WILL make them actually have screentime.
"When - NOT IF - WHEN I get another 'update' for this so-called 'Cookie Run: Oven-break' ALL OF YOU, Umbral Pact or otherwise, owe me MONEY! 500 crystals, 1000 coins, and all of your Rainbow Cubes."
"Soon, it will happen and all of your FINANCIAL RESOURCES WILL BE MINE! AHAHAHAHA!"
IVE ALREADY SPENT A LOT OF MONEY ON YOU MY LOVE😍😍😍😍😍💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞 NOT8CE ME
"Wonderful! Unfortunately I need more cash."
But you're already maxxed and I even bought deershroom's costume 😢😢😢💔
"But have you obtained both of my costumes yet?"
YES I HAVE THEM BOTH UMBRA AND IM LIKE 200TH IN YOUR TRIAL PLEAAAAASE
"Get to number 1 in my 'trial'. This I demand."
BUT IVE BEEN TRYING TO GET TOP 100 ITS SO HARD PLEASE 😢😢😢 YOURE ON MY BI FLAG I SLEEP WITH A PILLOW AND BLANKET OF YOY PLEAAAAASE
"That is-"
"Goodness, that's a beautiful flag. Has my exact likeness!"
😍 tha k you
"Of course. I can't stop staring at it."
Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.
I love obscure umbra so much I want to.marry them in every possible form that exists 😍😍😍
Pov: average posting about a character with a vague backstory and terrible morals
Cookie run WILL make umbra relevant. They WILL make them actually have screentime.
"When - NOT IF - WHEN I get another 'update' for this so-called 'Cookie Run: Oven-break' ALL OF YOU, Umbral Pact or otherwise, owe me MONEY! 500 crystals, 1000 coins, and all of your Rainbow Cubes."
"Soon, it will happen and all of your FINANCIAL RESOURCES WILL BE MINE! AHAHAHAHA!"
IVE ALREADY SPENT A LOT OF MONEY ON YOU MY LOVE😍😍😍😍😍💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞 NOT8CE ME
"Wonderful! Unfortunately I need more cash."
But you're already maxxed and I even bought deershroom's costume 😢😢😢💔
"But have you obtained both of my costumes yet?"
YES I HAVE THEM BOTH UMBRA AND IM LIKE 200TH IN YOUR TRIAL PLEAAAAASE
"Get to number 1 in my 'trial'. This I demand."
BUT IVE BEEN TRYING TO GET TOP 100 ITS SO HARD PLEASE 😢😢😢 YOURE ON MY BI FLAG I SLEEP WITH A PILLOW AND BLANKET OF YOY PLEAAAAASE
"That is-"
"Goodness, that's a beautiful flag. Has my exact likeness!"
Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.
I love obscure umbra so much I want to.marry them in every possible form that exists 😍😍😍
Pov: average posting about a character with a vague backstory and terrible morals
Cookie run WILL make umbra relevant. They WILL make them actually have screentime.
"When - NOT IF - WHEN I get another 'update' for this so-called 'Cookie Run: Oven-break' ALL OF YOU, Umbral Pact or otherwise, owe me MONEY! 500 crystals, 1000 coins, and all of your Rainbow Cubes."
"Soon, it will happen and all of your FINANCIAL RESOURCES WILL BE MINE! AHAHAHAHA!"
IVE ALREADY SPENT A LOT OF MONEY ON YOU MY LOVE😍😍😍😍😍💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞 NOT8CE ME
"Wonderful! Unfortunately I need more cash."
But you're already maxxed and I even bought deershroom's costume 😢😢😢💔
"But have you obtained both of my costumes yet?"
YES I HAVE THEM BOTH UMBRA AND IM LIKE 200TH IN YOUR TRIAL PLEAAAAASE
"Get to number 1 in my 'trial'. This I demand."

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Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.
I love obscure umbra so much I want to.marry them in every possible form that exists 😍😍😍
Pov: average posting about a character with a vague backstory and terrible morals
Cookie run WILL make umbra relevant. They WILL make them actually have screentime.
"When - NOT IF - WHEN I get another 'update' for this so-called 'Cookie Run: Oven-break' ALL OF YOU, Umbral Pact or otherwise, owe me MONEY! 500 crystals, 1000 coins, and all of your Rainbow Cubes."
"Soon, it will happen and all of your FINANCIAL RESOURCES WILL BE MINE! AHAHAHAHA!"
IVE ALREADY SPENT A LOT OF MONEY ON YOU MY LOVE😍😍😍😍😍💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞 NOT8CE ME
"Wonderful! Unfortunately I need more cash."
But you're already maxxed and I even bought deershroom's costume 😢😢😢💔
"But have you obtained both of my costumes yet?"
Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.
I love obscure umbra so much I want to.marry them in every possible form that exists 😍😍😍
Pov: average posting about a character with a vague backstory and terrible morals
Cookie run WILL make umbra relevant. They WILL make them actually have screentime.
"When - NOT IF - WHEN I get another 'update' for this so-called 'Cookie Run: Oven-break' ALL OF YOU, Umbral Pact or otherwise, owe me MONEY! 500 crystals, 1000 coins, and all of your Rainbow Cubes."
"Soon, it will happen and all of your FINANCIAL RESOURCES WILL BE MINE! AHAHAHAHA!"
IVE ALREADY SPENT A LOT OF MONEY ON YOU MY LOVE😍😍😍😍😍💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞 NOT8CE ME
"Wonderful! Unfortunately I need more cash."
Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.
I love obscure umbra so much I want to.marry them in every possible form that exists 😍😍😍
Pov: average posting about a character with a vague backstory and terrible morals
Cookie run WILL make umbra relevant. They WILL make them actually have screentime.
"When - NOT IF - WHEN I get another 'update' for this so-called 'Cookie Run: Oven-break' ALL OF YOU, Umbral Pact or otherwise, owe me MONEY! 500 crystals, 1000 coins, and all of your Rainbow Cubes."
"Soon, it will happen and all of your FINANCIAL RESOURCES WILL BE MINE! AHAHAHAHA!"
"I was - as the young Cookies say - 'feeling myself' in this outfit!"
"Gaze upon my beauty."
it's giving Michael Jackson
"My-Kale Jackson?"
"Who is that?"
he's a famous singer. Well was a famous singer
"Is that so...?"
"Interesting!"
"I was - as the young Cookies say - 'feeling myself' in this outfit!"
"Gaze upon my beauty."
it's giving Michael Jackson
"My-Kale Jackson?"
"Who is that?"
he's a famous singer. Well was a famous singer
"Is that so...?"

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"I was - as the young Cookies say - 'feeling myself' in this outfit!"
"Gaze upon my beauty."
it's giving Michael Jackson
"My-Kale Jackson?"
"Who is that?"
"I was - as the young Cookies say - 'feeling myself' in this outfit!"
"Gaze upon my beauty."
You look lovely in your new outfit, sweetie. Though, is your hair just naturally that bouncy
"Ah- thank you, but..."
"How did you...know that...about my hair? My luscious locks?"
You wake up every morning and your hair bounces loke it's a basketball it's so cute
"A- A BASKETBALL!?"
"AhahahahahAHAHAHAHA! A mere children's toy!"
"..."
"But is it really that bouncy...?"
Yes :3
It's adorable and it'd look lovely in a wolf cut
"A...wolf cut?"
"What is that?"
"I see..."
I think you'd look adorable in one, but it's all up to you
"I think I would look dashing in one!"
Do you want me to help you cut it into one?
"Why, I would love that!"