Max

Missed this last year by 50 effing minutes.

Hell yeah I’m scheduling this again.

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retail customers never cease to amaze me with their audacity. still fuming over this customer last night that didn't get to the register until it was time to shut them down even after being told multiple times "hey please take your stuff to the register so we can check you out and be able to close on time :)" and then as she's being checked out by my coworker she stops me in the middle of my shutting down all the other cash drawers to be like "you have beautiful eyes 🥺" like ????? bitch i know this! and flattery won't change the fact that you ignored my cues for you to LEAVE when i gave the store a 5 minute warning, a 3 minute warning, AND my DIRECT saying to your goddamn face "we're closing, please go to the register so we can check you out :)" yeah ive got beautiful eyes and they're STABBING you!! with KNIVES!!! GET OUT!!!!!!! GET THE FUCK OUT!!!! RAAAAAAAA I AM GOING TO EAT YOU. retail workers should be allowed to hunt customers for sport if they're still in the store at closing time

why is this endless ikea but specifically the version from SCP archives podcast

today at work this kid (ill call him Kid 1) was having snack w his friend (Kid 2) and kid2 had a kitkat bar. kid1 asked if he could have half and kid2 said no to which kid1 responded verbatim “Kid1 Has Banned Kid2 From Entering Heaven” and it startled me so badly i nearly started crying laughing

happy rapture day to every single spider ever. theyre all going to heaven

especially to the cat faced orb weaver that was living in my backyard that my dad killed like a bitch. she deserved better