remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like āi hate you you hate me letās go out and kill barneyā
i donāt remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid
i hate you
you hate me
letās go out an kill barney
with a baseball bat
and a 4x4
NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR
really? Our version was more like..
i hate you
you hate me
lets go out and kill barney
with a great big gun
two bullets to the head
WOOPS LOOK AT THAT, BARNEYāS DEAD.
Ours was like:
JOY TO THE WORLD THAT BARNEYāS DEAD
WE BARBECUED HIS HEAD
DONāT WORRY āBOUT THE BODY
WE FLUSHED IT DOWN THE POTTY
AND ROUND AND ROUND IT GOES
AND ROUND AND ROUND IT GOES
AND ROUND AND ROUUUUUND AND ROUND IT GOES
I hate you,
You hate me,
Letās get together and kill Barney,Ā
With an AK-47 and a shot to the head,
Uh-oh Barneyās dead
The one I knew was:
I hate you,Ā
you hate me,Ā
letās get together and kill barney
sorry kids but Barneyās dead,Ā
we just shot him in the head
a b c d e f g
barney is my enemy
stick a rifle up his nose
pull the trigger there he goes
sorry kids barneyās dead
here he is without a head
Youāre all fucked up
Barney: *exists*
Adolescents on the playground:
