FOR MILO ONLY!!!

till the room doesn't smell anymore

till none of the room's characteristics are observable

hello beautiful

mouldy dice monday?

I love helping everyone rediscover the fact that the opening passage of My Immortal is a parody of the opening passage of The Vampire Lestat and not just a generic exaggeration of the typical fanfic Mary Sue introduction. One of the many delightful goth kid Easter eggs the author planted for the audience.

I'm convinced My Immortal is a big joke, not a legitimate amateur teenage fanfic

my 100% proof of this is how she always spells sirius black's name as "serious". at one point, sirius says something in a grave manner, written in the story as: "serious said siriusly". its my favorite bit

I am also convinced it is a (frankly masterful for fanfiction.net) work of comedic satire. If it dropped today, we’d all immediately know it was ironic but the author was an early noughties trailblazer. The occasional wordplay, the overt references to pop culture mixed in with less overt allusions, the deliberate choice to lean into fanfic writer culture of the time, someone who COULD write wrote My Immortal and had fun doing it.

The whole "Elvis sighting" thing is hilarious because, like, the first documented career Elvis impersonators began working over twenty years before the guy even died. I wonder why a public figure who has a whole industry of people who look and sound like him would generate an unusual number of posthumous sightings? It Is A Mystery.

I miss seeing the Elvis impersonator at our local Tex-Mex place after it changed ownership. Norteño Elvis was awesome

its not even funny how much id like to have been birthed by her originally instad of how i am now

she looks like a teacher i used to have a crush on in middle school lol thats really a coincidence

do you think it feels nice to roll a quarter down her... breasts

the male penguins are so lucky just to stand near her

god's wife of amun

rare type of woman... butler, fetch the viagra

can she feel all the emotions i feel maybe more