"I suggest you be more polite, Herbert."

*escapes while murderer tries to figure it out*

“I think my 48 followers like my blog quite a bit, thank you very much. Also, I already said I’m autistic. I’m not homosexual though, I’m pansexual. Learn the difference, you silly anon.”((reaction image by @404-penguinnotfound on request. Thenks!))

There’s something great to be said about how good that girl is with puffles. Her ability to unlock their full potential is quite amazing to you, and her accent is unique. You wish you had gone on more missions with her.

You’ve only heard of Diane, but she sounds like a good botanist. You’ll have to seek her out if you want to know more about her.

Tail is a good friend of yours. He can sometimes take his playful taunting too far, but he’s a good penguin at heart. He’s one of the only friends you’ve made after coming back to life on the island.

You overheard wertercatt talking to himself about someone’s butt earlier and think back to what he said. “...man Cadence has a nice ass...” You don’t know when that information would be useful to you, however.

After so long that he’d forgotten when he actually ate the cookies, they finally wore off and he transformed back from being a unicorn vampire dragon to just being a regular penguin. “That took a while huh”

“Thanks for the advice other anon, but that penguin didn’t really bother me. My autism is an accepted part of who I am, so I took the opportunity to mock how pathetic their attempt to insult me was.”