beamin' in the beamer just beamin'

once in my sixth hour we were talking about 9/11 and i announced very loudly “more people died in hurricane maria than in 9/11 but nobody really cares because you can’t use hurricanes to justify imperialism” and then not even 5 seconds later i said “yeehaw my beets.”

man and you were only six hours old

imagine having such a beautiful fairy godmother

this is the content that keeps me on this fucking site

This got about 1000% better when I turned the sound on

Top ten anime betrayals of all time

I literally laugh every time.

i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

Me, after coming out of a decade of depression

SHIT

British Sirens warning of an impending Luftwaffe raid during the blitz, c. 1941

ring the alarm! i been through this too long! but i’ll be DAMNED if i see another chick on your arm!