abandoned to motherfucking hell

me: *in a high-pitched mocking voice* "are you okay?" what the fuck.

𝒜𝐻           “ i would kick myself for not saying this ... so - i kinda wish something could happen between us. ROMANTIC STYLES. ”

           “ -- - you wound me... right.... HERE ”

𝒜𝐻           “ do you want to know how i injured my wrist? HULA HOOPING. eliza and i attend a class for fitness and for fun. i’ve mastered all the moves. and before you ask- i’m telling you this because no one will ever believe you. ” he whispered, deleting the photo from his phone.

𝒜𝐻           “ nope! i’m going to get to my deathbed, get in the LAST WORD and then die. immediately. that’s my plan for everything. i have seventy seven arguments and i’m going to win that way.”

𝒜𝐻           “ interesting fact - a man can run half a mile without his genitals. ”

𝒜𝐻         " this is NO LONGER a men’s room. it’s DEN OF LIES. ”

𝒜𝐻      what does he look for a in guy?  “ EASY. normal stuff. like the shape of his ass. ”