backwards, and in heels.

It’s my pleasure, of course.

#Not as though I have any great influx of followers either #Though perhaps I should be grateful for that #Since an undue number of followers would mean more civilians privvy to some of the more sensitive material I discuss #In any case- lovely to meet you

It probably says something about the kind of life I'm living that I didn't even bat an eyelash at the thought that you were (at one point) murdered. I appear to have fallen out of time, myself— but I think resurrection may trump that particular card.

peggypectouch started following you

It's my pleasure, of course.

That's exactly the point, Rogers.

Howard—

Hey, look who’s awake.

#I don't really do apologies how about I buy you something nice instead?

Howard, buddy, this isn’t a good thing. You’d better find a hole and dig deep and hope that she’s feeling merciful this morning.

I can’t say that I blame you, Miss Carter.

#if only there were a way to teach these things

Howard, buddy, this isn’t a good thing. You’d better find a hole and dig deep and hope that she’s feeling merciful this morning.

Good. Here’s hoping it stays that way, I wouldn’t want to have to come rescue you.

Like you’ve ever had to save me. That’s almost as likely as me having to trudge out on the field to carry you off to safety. I’m fine, honest.

…How utterly unlike you.

Every so often a guy needs a break from…well, everything. Don’t worry, sweetheart, I’m not checking out here. 

Good. Here's hoping it stays that way, I wouldn't want to have to come rescue you.