YOU ARE THE REASON
ojovivo
Jules of Nature
titsay
★
RMH
occasionally subtle
Three Goblin Art
Cosmic Funnies
AnasAbdin
Product Placement
will byers stan first human second
@theartofmadeline
shark vs the universe
Show & Tell
izzy's playlists!
Monterey Bay Aquarium
blake kathryn
JBB: An Artblog!
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
seen from France
seen from United States
seen from Spain
seen from United States
seen from Bangladesh
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Spain
seen from United States
seen from Belgium
seen from United States
seen from Israel
seen from United States
seen from Algeria
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from France
seen from United States
@peerless-climatologist
LOOK AT THESE PRECIOUS ANANSI BABBINS.
They’re up for adoption starting now until they’re all gone. I’m only asking for the base price of $10. You’re always open to make an offer from there. I honestly want to see these darlings find good homes as they were super fun to design! I only ask that you don’t go selling them off again. You’ll get the full res picture of the character in question. Message me through ask or IM if interested!
1: UNCLAIMED 2. UNCLAIMED 3. UNCLAIMED
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
‘The Princess Bride’ sentence meme
Send one to my muse for their reaction
“Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.”
“You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.”
“While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?”
“They’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.”
“I can cope with torture.”
“Get used to disappointment.”
“You’ve made your decision then?”
“Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.”
“I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself.”
“Am I going mad, or did the word “think” escape your lips?”
“Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.”
“I admit it, you are better than I am.”
“You never said anything about killing anyone.”
“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
“You mock my pain!”
“Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.”
“Do you always begin conversations this way?”
“This is true love; you think this happens every day?”
“Australia is entirely peopled with criminals!”
“There’s not a lot of money in revenge.”
“You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.”
“Anyone who says differently is selling something.”
“Anybody want a peanut?”
“I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.”
“Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.”
“The battle of wits has begun.”
“I wasn’t nervous. Maybe I was a little bit concerned, but that’s not the same thing.”
“We’ll never succeed. We may as well die here.”
“Please understand I hold you in the highest respect.”
“Isn’t there any way you trust me?”
“You’re trying to trick me into giving away something. It won’t work.”
“I’ll explain, and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.”
“I told you I would always come for you. Why didn’t you wait for me?”
“I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.”
“You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces.”
“What hideous sin have you committed lately?”
“Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up.”
“There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”
“That doesn’t leave much time for dilly-dallying.”
“Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman lies.”
“It would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable.”
“I challenge you to a battle of wits.”
“Look, I don’t mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me.”
“Do you hear that? That is the sound of ultimate suffering.”
“You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.”
“Please consider me as an alternative to suicide.”
【OOC】Pirate AU Gabriel Reyes 【Pixiv】
something possessed me (badum tshh demon jokes) to do a really rough oni hanzo
Avatar: The Last Airbender Quote Starters
"I don't need any calming tea!"
"You have no idea where you're going, do you?"
"What does me being a girl have to do with sewing?"
"I always say, the only thing better than finding something you are looking for is finding something you weren't looking for at a great bargain!"
"Go jump in the river!"
"Okay, we'll try it your way, O' Wise Leader."
"Harsh words won't solve problems, action will."
"You're insane, aren't you?"
"I laugh at gravity all the time. Hahaha, gravity..."
"You rise with the moon. I rise with the sun."
"We don't need a map. ...We just need love."
"I definitely wouldn't want to kiss you."
"My aura has never been pinker!"
"Please tell me you're here to kill me."
"There really is no fathoming the depths of my hatred for this place."
"Never give up without a fight."
"How did we get out here in the middle of the ocean?"
"We lost."
"Life happens wherever you are, whether you make it or not."
"He's taking all the good stuff!"
"Was this guy your boyfriend or something?"
"Its time for you to look inward and begin asking yourself the big questions: Who are you? and What do you want?"
"It's terrible when you can't trust the people who are closest to you."
"And now you've come to the crossroads of your destiny. It's time for you to choose."
"You're so beautiful when you hate the world."
"I don't hate you."
"Don't worry about them. It's just you and me right now."
"Yeah, you wouldn't mind keeping that a secret, would you?"
"Knowledge of the arts belongs to us all."
"I'M ANGRY AT MYSELF!"
"I know one thing I care about. I care about you."
"Love is hard, when you're young."
"Some friendships are so strong they can even transcend lifetimes."
"Why don't you get right down to business, and tell me what's been bothering you?"
"You, my friend, are just a few plums short of a fruit pie."
"What happened that night?"
"Why am I so bad at being good?"
"I'm never happy."
"My first girlfriend turned into the moon."
"That's rough buddy."
"Hey, what did you do that for? That hurt my feelings."
"You miscalculated."
"You should have feared me more!"
"Are you trying to get on my bad side?"
"Does the end of the world sound like more fun?!"
"Well, look who's here."
"They let you out of prison?"
"So...Does it mean you don't hate me anymore?"
"I think it means, I actually kind of like you."
"But don't ever break up with me again."
"Why are you really here?"
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Hello yes welcome to the Feels Train this is your captain Poly speaking and our next stop is Hell ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ
[Continued From] @asclepiusangel
“I cannot say it is something I ever celebrated back home. But I figured it could not hurt to have a little fun this year!” She held up a moderate sized pumpkin, smiling brightly up at Angela. “Maybe you could show me how to carve a pumpkin?”
🔦 "This is the silliest thing you have ever suggested."
“Oh come on. it could be fun. or are you afraid it might actually be haunted?” he chuckled as they stood outside the gate. the enormous manor stood on the outskirts of the city, its previous owner had been somewhat of a private person, apparently.rumors circulated about all sorts of strange events occurring on the grounds so that any potential buyer had refused the sale to the point where the salesmen who owned the right to estate had essentially abandoned it.
“Hmm… maybe.” he commented, looking around the new floor they’d arrived at. there were two halls on either side and two rows of doors already visible, moonlight spilling through the window at the far end to illuminate the room. “where should we start? who knows hoe many rooms this place has.”
“How about...” The flashlight spanned across the halls, back and forth slowly. Which one looked the most enticing? Anyone with half a mind would have said neither, but it was a little too late for that. “...This way.” This particular hall gave off a more eerie vibe, like it felt almost...out of place. “Do you know anything about this house?”
🔦 "This is the silliest thing you have ever suggested."
“Oh come on. it could be fun. or are you afraid it might actually be haunted?” he chuckled as they stood outside the gate. the enormous manor stood on the outskirts of the city, its previous owner had been somewhat of a private person, apparently.rumors circulated about all sorts of strange events occurring on the grounds so that any potential buyer had refused the sale to the point where the salesmen who owned the right to estate had essentially abandoned it.
he stopped at the top of the stairs, turning to look over his shoulder before pulling his finger from her grasp, only to take her hand and pulled her up the last few steps. “I haven’t really… gotten a chance to enjoy this time of year for a long time, so i guess I’m just making up for lost time.” he admitted. “and getting to share it with you just seemed like a nice bonus.” he chuckled.
“I would think since you got me out of my lab it was already a nice bonus.” She returned the chuckle, hand still in his own. This whole excursion just became a whole lot less scary. If anything it only made her want to help him enjoy it all the more. “This house must have some interesting stories in it, yes? Maybe we can find them.”
🔦 "This is the silliest thing you have ever suggested."
“Oh come on. it could be fun. or are you afraid it might actually be haunted?” he chuckled as they stood outside the gate. the enormous manor stood on the outskirts of the city, its previous owner had been somewhat of a private person, apparently.rumors circulated about all sorts of strange events occurring on the grounds so that any potential buyer had refused the sale to the point where the salesmen who owned the right to estate had essentially abandoned it.
He stopped on the stairs at her comment. was that why he’d done this? it was true that he had nothing but good memories of this season from his youth. his father taking him and his brothers out to trick or treat, the times he and his brothers explored the abandoned houses in the area and just…. had fun. he really did miss it, he supposed. “I guess I do.” he answered with a soft chuckle as he continued up the stairs.
Her lips pressed into a firm line, she’d gone and said something out of line...hadn’t she? Mei had forgotten about tact, how to carefully dance around a topic and moving on. She had probably said something a little...hurtful. “...” Her free hand reached out, fumbling in the darkness before squeezing one of his fingers. “There is nothing wrong with that.”
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
🔦 "This is the silliest thing you have ever suggested."
“Oh come on. it could be fun. or are you afraid it might actually be haunted?” he chuckled as they stood outside the gate. the enormous manor stood on the outskirts of the city, its previous owner had been somewhat of a private person, apparently.rumors circulated about all sorts of strange events occurring on the grounds so that any potential buyer had refused the sale to the point where the salesmen who owned the right to estate had essentially abandoned it.
“Because this house is nice and far from the city, so no one will come looking for you if you scream!” he said, slowly turning to her and making spooky hand gestures with a laugh. “honestly though, I wanted to pick a spot where we could be alone and wander the house together. one i knew teenagers wouldn’t be hiding in to try to scare anyone.”
She nearly started to whack him with her flashlight before he’d finished his reasoning. Mei hadn’t really thought about how much he must have had to go into hiding because of his...well. His everything. “You wanted a little normality back in your life.”
🔦 "This is the silliest thing you have ever suggested."
“Oh come on. it could be fun. or are you afraid it might actually be haunted?” he chuckled as they stood outside the gate. the enormous manor stood on the outskirts of the city, its previous owner had been somewhat of a private person, apparently.rumors circulated about all sorts of strange events occurring on the grounds so that any potential buyer had refused the sale to the point where the salesmen who owned the right to estate had essentially abandoned it.
“ ‘ghosties’? yeah, ok.” he chuckled as her choice of words. this was already worth the effort of bringing her out here. “upstairs works for me.” he said as he walked past her and began to ascend the stairs. “beside, if there are any ghosts, they’ll be in the bedrooms anyway.” he added.
“Which there are not, anyway.” At least she could keep an eye on Reaper if he stood in front of her. No disappearing acts from this one! “So why did you pick this house in particular?” She couldn’t help but ask, holding onto the dusty railing as she climbed up behind him. These stairs were needlessly creaky!
❛ i’m not scared. ❜
“No, heavens not. Never.” Mei snickered with a touch of sarcasm in her voice. “Have you never set foot in a haunted house before?”
@honorandblood
He stutters at her suggestion, shoulders hunching indignantly. “I do not need your consolation. I am not afraid,” he repeats. “…lead on…”
“Leading!” Mei puffed out her chest with a grin, taking a bold step forward. She couldn’t help but find it amusing- Hanzo said he wasn’t afraid. But that smallest of sputters told her that he was at least anxious.
Perhaps uneasy. “Do not fall too behind or they will find you.”
🔦 "This is the silliest thing you have ever suggested."
“Oh come on. it could be fun. or are you afraid it might actually be haunted?” he chuckled as they stood outside the gate. the enormous manor stood on the outskirts of the city, its previous owner had been somewhat of a private person, apparently.rumors circulated about all sorts of strange events occurring on the grounds so that any potential buyer had refused the sale to the point where the salesmen who owned the right to estate had essentially abandoned it.
“Oh of course. I cant believe I didn’t notice.” he commented sarcastically with a light chuckle. hopefully she’d have some fun. “and of course we are. we didnt come here to stand around the foyer.” he said. “upstairs or the side halls? what do you think?”
“Upstairs.” She motioned with the flashlight. What was the worst that could happen going UP the stairs? In every horror movie it was always going DOWNstairs that had horrible consequences.
Horror Movie logic at its finest. “You go first, you will scare away all the ghosties.”
🔦 "This is the silliest thing you have ever suggested."
“Oh come on. it could be fun. or are you afraid it might actually be haunted?” he chuckled as they stood outside the gate. the enormous manor stood on the outskirts of the city, its previous owner had been somewhat of a private person, apparently.rumors circulated about all sorts of strange events occurring on the grounds so that any potential buyer had refused the sale to the point where the salesmen who owned the right to estate had essentially abandoned it.
“Maybe because you’re cute when you’re scared.” he laughed as he wandered over to her. “though if I didnt know any better, I’d say you actually think there’s something in here.” he added, putting his hands on his hips as he looked down at her. he’d forgotten how much he’d loved this time of year. dressing up in scary costumes and wandering around frightening people. ……. he suddenly wondered if this holiday had shaped his life more than he realized.
“There are many things in here.” She blinked. “There is a carpet and some books, and a few walls if you have not noticed.” Of course this smart-assery was an attempt at playing off her discomfort.
“So, shall we go in further?”
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Ana Reinhardt is powerful.
❛ i’m not scared. ❜
“No, heavens not. Never.” Mei snickered with a touch of sarcasm in her voice. “Have you never set foot in a haunted house before?”
@honorandblood
He eyes the building as if it would burst into flame at any moment. “….no. What are the rules to such a thing?”
“Rules? Do not break anything on the property. It is an open house for tourism so long as there is no damage done.” She motioned for him to follow her, holding out one of the spare flashlights. “If you need to hold my hand I will not judge.”
