beep boop bop

love reblogging things. like yeah i’ll have that in my house thank you.

He doesn’t just steal it though. He puts it on his own head. He takes it, tries it on, looks around (I swear like he’s going “Look look I’m a Human! Don’t I look good in my Human head-thing?”) then gives it back. There is so much playful and good-natured intelligence in this one gesture I’m losing my mind here. Elephants are too freaking good for us. 

This is a very small thing but that means, to an elephant, the top of their head is where they put the hat. That is not what I’d consider the top of their head lol.

They’re placing the hat right over their eyes, like how we wear them

Holding her like a talisman

absolute decadence

Imagine a kindly giant of unknown species and origin just picking you up and carefully placing you in a pile of chicken nuggets

i just invented the sloppy jane (sloppy joe for girls)

the secret is to not cook the meat so it stays pink (woman) and can be enjoyed by females

society starting going downhill when they removed the cd drives from laptops