c-can i offer you a snack?

This is what a common household in the year 2030 looks like 

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

just shot a load in his wife

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

bruh what kinda plants r those

the only thing i come back to this sight for part 1

They removed tumblr from the App Store we’re rogue lads

This is what a common household in the year 2030 looks like 

What the fuck ravisher125 just laying his friend’s shit out on the table for everyone to see first and last name

this is NUTS