and i feel gay in this chilis tonight

not all heroes wear capes

Big sit energy

….they really had sex on that mountain with absolutely no lube

Understanding this, is gay culture

I think everyone has seen Lord Of The Rings

they just. straight up showed batmans dick in a recent comic. uncensored 

NSFW obviously but here it is 

what the fuck

listen binch. no one has an original style. no one pulls a unique style of art out of their ass. we get to where we are through observing others and being influenced by them and that’s how art works

tom holland is gay because he doesn’t activate my lesbian fight or flight instinct

maybe cuz you want to fuck him

I mean definitely not but i am impressed by your complete lack of reading comprehension

Kids these days who think that being a bard is just about swinging swords and playing lutes disgust me. Where’s the pizzazz? The showmanship? The seduction??

you ain’t a real bard until you seduce your way out of at least 19 situations that would normally end in combat

You’re not a real bard until you make your DM cry because you seduced the Big Bad that they’ve built up to for 10 sessions

A true bard

I don’t know a damn thing about D&D but this funny as fuck

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