bitchcraft

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

Didn’t do shit in Link’s awakening though

short film set in the saw trap warehouse where a stray cat gets its foot stuck in a glue trap but manages to escape minus some fur, and all of the apprentices are trying to convince john that the cat is now an apprentice according to air bud rules

there is nothing more important than a dear friend you can be a huge fucking asshole hater with

i have for a while been using stepping on somebody's toes as a metaphor for misgendering. and i genuinely think that it's kind of a good one.

if you give a grovelling begging apology after accidentally stepping on somebody's toes one time you're going to make the whole thing awkward, but not giving a quick "sorry" before moving on is still kind of rude.

fool me once shame on you. fool me twice shame on me. fool me three times this has gotta be a sex thing for at least one of us