bitchcraft

Didn’t do shit in Link’s awakening though

short film set in the saw trap warehouse where a stray cat gets its foot stuck in a glue trap but manages to escape minus some fur, and all of the apprentices are trying to convince john that the cat is now an apprentice according to air bud rules

there is nothing more important than a dear friend you can be a huge fucking asshole hater with

i have for a while been using stepping on somebody's toes as a metaphor for misgendering. and i genuinely think that it's kind of a good one.

if you give a grovelling begging apology after accidentally stepping on somebody's toes one time you're going to make the whole thing awkward, but not giving a quick "sorry" before moving on is still kind of rude.

fool me once shame on you. fool me twice shame on me. fool me three times this has gotta be a sex thing for at least one of us

Dumbstruck, adjective derived from dumbstrike, my cool special attack

Little-known fact: although most people believe trains to be herbivores, they are actually opportunistic omnivores and will consume meat should it be made readily available.

I see Finland has solved the trolley problem