Joel Dealing with His Girlfriend (pre-wifey): Milestone
Joel x F!Reader
Set when Joel and reader are still dating
Warnings: Talking about soft dicks. Joel goes to pound town. multiple orgasms. fucking until unconscious.
18+ ONLY
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A typical Saturday evening with your boyfriend usually involved you reading in bed while your aforementioned boyfriend hugged your abdomen and rested. Joel is coddled up against your stomach, breathing deeply into your shirt. His face smothered in your scent and touch. Body lax, breathing deep and steady. One leg tossed over your calf. Sometimes you’d run your fingers through his fluffy messy tuff of hair, earning low purrs from deep within his chest. He'd nuzzle his nose against your tummy with a soft grin.
It suddenly dawned on you.
You put your book down , accidentally smacking his head where he let out an 'oomf' into your stomach.
“Why have I never seen you soft before?” you ask.
Joel had started getting used to these kinds of questions from you. Something told him early on this is likely what life with you would be like, so might as well get used to it. He barely reacted aside from casually grumbling into your body: “S’never a time where you n’ me in the same room, and ya lookin’ at my dick, and it wouldn't be hard.”
But that wasn’t good enough for you. “That can’t be true. Roll over right now.”
But Joel didn’t budget.
So you used your surprising leg strength and flipped him like a pancake.
Joel tossed over easily, but the way your eyes laser beamed down at his crotch made him cover the area sheepishly with the pillow.
You saw it anyway, the clear print tent on his front jutting out.
“Are you hard right now??” You ask in disbelief.
“When ya lookin’ at me like that? Of course I am!” He retorts defensively, shifting his hardened dick to a more comfortable, more discrete location without his trousers.
“I’m not lookin at you any different way.”
“Every look ya give me makes me hard…” he admits. His ears turned red.
“But... When will I be able to see it soft…” you draw your eyes into a cute pout.
Joel rolls his eyes. “When I’m dead probably. I can't stay soft when I’m with you.”
“So you’re just walking around with a boner all day every day?”
“No. It’s only after I get to see you.”
You suck your cheek in, looking away. You don’t want him to notice the unavoidable grin plastered on your face from his open and unashamed confession.
You tap your finger on your book for a moment.
"I want to see it soft," you declare.
Joel lets out a chuckle. "Never gonna happen."
"I've known you for a year. I have to know. its like. A milestone. Or something..."
He raises his brow.
You double down. "'Or something', I said! Its a thing. Look it up." When he doesn't relent, you get up on your knees, tossing the book aside. "What do I have to do to make it soft."
Joel laughs, leaning back with one hand behind his head. "You know, there you have been in the same room as me when i've been soft many times, babygirl. Always the same situation."
"Why don't I remember??"
"Cus you're always too fucked out droolin' in the sheets by then," he says cockily.
Something about his smug sexy grin riles you up, and you quickly find yourself straddling atop him.
His hands instinctively seek purchase on your thighs, stroking them up and down while his eyes racked up and down the gorgeous sight of you on top of him. "This ain't helpin' ya get any closer to seein' the 8th wonder of the world..." He hums. To emphasize his point, he drags your clothed mound against his bulge.
It made your insides warm and fuzzy for a moment, your brain slipping into that dizzy realm of pleasure. The one that makes you sway and melt, do whatever the hell Joel wants, and sleep so good afterwards--
No! you were determined to see that thing floppin' around like a deflated wet balloon, even if it was the last thing you saw!
"I need you to get soft."
"Its too late. Im rock hard."
"Make it go backwards!"
"Cant go backwards. Only go forward. Care to find out?" He teases with a smirk. Joel sucks his lower lip as he slowly starts a steady rhymth, rocking you in place, his feet planted a little more firmly so you had no chance of escaping.
You let out a low whine. The only way out, was through. For as long as Joel knew you, you never backed out of a challege.
You also never really win at these things... but he loved how that fact never stopped you.
1 hour later...
The most desperate, pained, pleasurable croak you could muster gets muffled into the betsheets as you bite down on the fabric.
"Ah huh. How ya doin' sweatpea?" Joel huffs. Powerful hips drive into your ass repeatedly, his hands gripping your waist like he meant to leave bruises there. Each thrust sent your forehead scraping forward against the mattress. It took all your night not to fall off the side of the bed.
This fucker! you thought. How the fuck does he do this?
Your eyes rolled to the back of your head as he expertly angles his cock down, smacking your g spot repeatedly.
Like always, you'd lost count of your orgasms. Like always, you stopped using coherent words and instead resorted to babbling whines to communicate. and Like always, Joel wasn't anywhere near slowing down.
"I ain't hear you, baby." He lays his body closer to yours, chest top your back, slotting against you like a mould. Slow, deep, method rolls keeps his tip planted deep inside you.
He was so solid inside your body. Outside your body. all over you, all of him. His scent, his taste, his touch. Intoxicating and addicting over and over again.
That fucker!
You could feel his breath tickle your as he whispers: "You still waitin' to see it soft?"
Thirty minutes ago you would have ground your teeth and stuck it out with your middle finger up, ass even higher, and mind set to the sky.
But now?
Now you just hummed stupidly, eyes blurry with tears, and brain so switched off, its a miracle you could ever form a thought.
It took less than 20 minutes from that before you were face planted, unconscious in his pillow, a drooling sight he never got tired of.
Joel laid back next to you. He sighed heavily, body ablaze with sweat. You didn't notice it, but he had cum three times, and he was beat. That was usually his max, granted he had saved all week until he could get his hands on you. He was patient like that, waiting for when you'd be in the mood, and not pouncing on ya. Sex was better when you were a stubborn, determined little thing.
But he was exhausted. and true to his word, his cock sagged tiredly against his lower belly.
Joel raises his brow before brushing the hair from your face. If there was a chance you were awake to peak it, you would have shown sign of being alive right now. Instead, despite his best effort to poke your cheek awake, you snored deeply. A well earned rest.
A chuckle escapes his chest. "So much for milestones," he says to himself. He doesn't stop brushing your hair gently from your face. His thumb grazing the soft expanse of your cheek.
"My girl," he hums softly.
He remembered the first time you slept at his place over a year ago, and the thought of waking up to you like this every day plagued his mind.
Its the same thought that tumbles through his mind as he rolls the little velvet box in his hand. He keeps flicking it open, then closed, and the beautiful diamond ring flashes at him repeatedly.
"Whatdda think? You gonna like it?" He asks to your unconscious body, presenting the ring.
you let out an even louder snore.
"Yeah. let's hope that's a yes."
Joel tucks the ring back in his bedside drawer. Not today.
Some day.
Then, the thought dawned on him. A terrible, awful, unthought of one that could thwart that dream from every happening.
What if you said no, all because you never saw him soft???
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You just got off the phone with Tommy: the boys were planning to hit the steakhouse, grab some drinks, and play pool table. And with all hard work your devoted husband had dedicated to feeding and burping and changing diapers over the last several years between the two girls, it was important he had his guy time! He'd always make sure you had girls right.
You clasp your hand together as you enter the bedroom "alright! Put your boots on! Youre going out!" You announce.
But you pause : joel was in his jammies, fluffing up your seceral comfort pillows, with his slotted spot already plotted next to you in the center of the bed (you see, so he could cuddle you), warm tea and fuzzy socks laid out, and a scalp massage hand on the table.
You both blink at each other silently.
"Um."
"Where we goin?" He asks. "Ice cream?"
"No honey, you--"
"Cake? Bubble tea?"
"Yourw going out with tommy."
He looks around for a second. "Why? What's wrong with him?"
"Nothing, its just--"
"I gotta bail him out or somethin? He can wait for the weekend to be over, im already lotioned--"
"JOEL." You hush him. "Youre going out with your guy friends to do guy things ans have a guy time."
He stays quiet. "You wouldnt like that."
"Yeah. I wouldn't. Which is why im not going."
"But youll be here. By yourself."
"Ill be okay, baby. I want you to have fun."
He looks down at his lap, fiddling his fingers. "But. I have fun here."
God you love that man. You slide in bed next to him and cup his face gently. "I have fun with you too baby but we do this all the time. Go out! Have fun! Be with your buddies."
Joel thinks about it: cigar smoke, pig skin being tossed on a tiny screen, burning alcohol, grunts and ass scratches.
Or.
Personal supple titties to hold, warmly cuddled in bed with a perfect ass against his achy boner, watching a movie until you fell asleep with his fingers stroking your soft hair.
"You're going."
"Dont take this from me. Please. Ill be so good. Im sorry for whatever I did, ill make it up! I-"
You chuckle. "Joel hanging out with your friends is NOT a punishment! You deserve a break from the girls!"
He wiggles his butt more firmly in the bed, sliding down slightly so he'd be coddled in the sheets permanently. "Im stayin'. Now get ya ass in this bed so I can hold your tits--hand."
You shake your head with a tut. "Pouty boy." He looks happy though as you start stripping to your thin silk night gown.
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Whenever the family is in the truck after a nice dinner out, you always ask, "okay what does everyone want for dessert?"
And joel glances at you, his eyes dropping down to your crotch for a moment before looking you dead in the eye and says "i got dessert at home," while rolling his tongue over his teeth.
doing that "babe i saw (bf’s best friend’s name) on tinder!" prank on joel (maybe the best friend could be tommy lmao. search it up if you don’t know what the prank is <3)
There were few things that gave you more joy than teasing your incredibly dumb hot competent adoring himbo huspand.
You knew this one was risky, though. But almost every time, over stepping your bounds either resulted in comforting your big teddy bear, who knew you loved him too much to be serious, or getting the ass fucking of the centry.
Both were happy endings.
Taking a deep breath, you look up from your phone. Joel was reading on the couch, his glasses perched up on his big nose. Meaty palm gently stroking your calves, with your feet in his lap, holding the page open for him. God, he looked so cozy and comfortable. so fuckable.
Please let this ending be a rough couch fuck.
"Hey Joel, guess what?" you whisper.
Joel's ear perks up. he presses his finger to the line he left off, eager not to keep you waiting, before glancin up and pearing at you over his spectacles. "Hmm?"
You bite your lip "I found Tommy's Tinder."
Joel blinks at you a few times, silent.
"Tommy's tinker?"
you close your eyes. GOD he's so fucking old.
you flip the phone to him. The Tinder app shined brightly on his face, and he could make out the photo of his brother (of which you had made... and set the profile to inactive. Just to not take this joke one step too far for Maria's sake). Joel couldn't tell though. he smudged his fat finger against the screen and scrolled down, one brow raised.
The anticipation was killing you. Joel reading through all the little made up tibbits one by one, not saying anything. swiping on the photos, making some uncertain faces about the choices.
Then, finally, he asks, "I don't get it. What is this?"
"Its a dating app..." you hold your breath at the end.
He doesn't notice.
"Uh. okay."
You had to wait. It was something about men, things not always clicking the first time. Even as brilliant as the man in front of you was, he was no exception to the vegetative loading state--
'OH."
his jaw drops, and maybe, just maybe--!
"The heck he doin' on there? Maria know??"
He doesn't wait for you to interject before he's dialin' his little brother's nunmber. it rings once.
"yello," Tommy replies through the receiver.
"Hey man--you aint tell me you're on some datin app. What's goin' on?"
"I'm not? what're you talking about?"
'Its uh-" Joel picks up your phone again "grinder--"
"--WHAT??--"
"TINDER. Its TINDER," you rush to clarify loudly.
"Oh, 'tinder', she says." Joel shrugs. same thing.
But Tommy hearing you there told him everything he needed to know. Oh, Tommy Miller knew you. Knew the type of shit you'd do to drive Joel up a wall. Knew you were probably waiting on the edge of your seat for the last five minutes for Joel to 'get' it, you little devil.
Tommy sighs, deciding revenge to bite you in the ass would help get him back. "Hey Joel: why don't you ask your wife how she would even know i got a tinder profile? Hmm?"
Joel turns to you, a bright innocence in his eyes. "Hey babe, Tommy said i should ask how you would know he got a--"
And then the words die off. And Joel looks at the scream again. The fact that you were IN an app. that you had your own little set of home buttons...
Joel's eye's widen, the smile fading from his lips. "I'm gonna have to call you back," he says monotone to his brother, his gaze not dropping from you.
Tommy chuckles on the phone before hanging up. Job well done for him.
Not so great that Maria had been eaves dropping behind him, her arms folded, face scowled.
"You have a WHAT now?" she barks.
Tommy feels his face go pale. you fucker.
At home, Joel just stares at you. endlessly. vacantly.
That stare made you feel small . cornered.
like prey.
like a meal about to be devoured with all his mind body and so--
He folds his arms across his lap. There's a slight twinge of frown tugging at his lips with your smooth legs still touching him.
He takes a deep breath in, "Why you trying to set Tommy up with a gal who aint Maria? She do something to upset you, baby?"
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Just wondering if we’re getting part 3 of purpose? where reader gets knocked up with his babies cuz that was fucking stunning
Oh its on my mind...because....
What if Joel catches reader getting some 'practice' with Tommy?
And what happens when you end up pregnant, relieved and excited, oblivious to the storm brewing between brothers who cared more about claim than about your purpose?
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When reader starts singing and the guy they have a crush on is like 😍
I wish i knew why. Maybe bc i used to come across so many fics which used this trope.
Also when there is a superdangerous situation, there is a capable person or team who can handle the situation, and someone tells reader to stay put, and they still try to be the hero (they're not trained to fight someone and they have no skill or idea to solve the issue, but they still go in and then get shot / kidnapped / stabbed / knocked out etc etc.)
And then reader is like "well i couldn't just do nothing!"
You should've. You just made the situation worse and put everybody in bigger danger cause they now don't only have to focus on the problem at hand but now they gotta help you, cause you wanted to be the center of attention 😭
Im hypocritical cuz ive done this too , it just makes sense, it helps separate time, it WORKS, but golly I hate looking at it. Its too much slant. My brain doesnt like it.
affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them
giving him head and looking up at him with big, soft eyes and he throws his head back in pleasure but also because he’ll cum right then and there if he stares at you for too long
I’d like to conduct an experiment with dr. richards which involves a hair tie, heavy eye contact and the pants of his cute jammies around his ankles for purely scientific reasons
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Any help would be appreciated!
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