Bad and Naughty Strider.

>He tucks close, resting his head against Dirk’s chest.

>Peck his lips in turn and loop you arm over his shoulders.

>He grinned, cuddling him.

>Nod and run your fingers through his hair.

>Move to smooch his lips.

>Lean into the kiss to your neck, chirring quietly.

>Nuzzle his neck happily.

>Chirp and bare your neck happily, cheeks flushing.

>Hum happily and press another kiss there.

>Smooch his jaw a few times.

>Move to press a kiss to his neck in retaliation.

>Grin up at him, and nuzzle up under his chin.

>Curl your fingers up in his hair, humming.

suggesting “kill them” as punishment for an extremely disproportionate crime  (”he stole my eraser” “kill him”)

staring at an object that has fallen over for a prolonged amount of time and with inordinate disappointment

*points at a garbage can* “that’s me”

zooming really far into someone’s face on snapchat

*something minorly inconveniencing happens* “@god what did I ever do to you”

“what are you doing” “my best”

shortening words that are already shorter versions of other words (ex: thank, congrat, welc)