"Congratulations! You are our one millionth patron!"
Diego narrows his eyes at the guy holding a balloon and handing it to Klaus. He raises a brow and looks at his boyfriend who seems very excited.
"Oh my God, Di! I'm the millionth customer!" Klaus takes the balloon excitedly.
Diego smiles at him and shakes his head fondly, "Congrats, Baby, come on, we gotta get Claire a birthday gift and go home. I'm hungry."
"Well, lucky for you Sir, you and your husband here have earned a shopping spree of twenty five hundred dollars to be able to be used anywhere in the mall, Including the food court!" The man hands Klaus a comically large checks and poses for a photo before taking it back.
"Hey!" Klaus tries to grab it back before the man rips it away finally and hands it to his assistant.
"Sir, I will give you a card with the amount on it you can spend, you can't spend the fake check." He hands Klaus a card that Klaus immediately puts down his shirt which has a built in bra.
"I just thought you were trying to take it back cause you counted wrong or something." Klaus looks at Diego with a huge smile, "Di! We can get Claire an awesome present, and we can get some things we need for the apartment."
Diego smiles wide and holds Klaus by the hips, "Lets, go, Baby!"
The mall manager clears his throat, "I just need you to take pictures after for the paper, so can you meet me back down here, say at…" He looks at his watch, "Six o clock?"
Diego looks at his own watch, "That gives us four hours, can you do that Baby?"
Klaus is already thinking about all the stores they're gonna hit, "Oh I can definitely do that, but first, food for fuel!"
"Yes, to the food court!" Diego looks at the man, "We'll be back here at six with out haul."
The man nods with a smile, wiping his brow, "Oh good. For bigger items, you can ask the manager to bring the item here and then it will be delivered to you later. Thank you gentlemen, and have fun!"
They start out in the food court where Klaus decides to get a banana split from Baskin Robbins and Diego gets a full plate of Chinese food. They both eat at one of the tables and Diego thoroughly appreciates his chow mien and orange chicken while Klaus gingerly eats his banana split.
"We should probably get Claire Bear's present first, yeah, Baby?"
Diego looks at Klaus and nods, "Yeah, get the most important out of the way and then focus on us. I know you've been wanting some new clothes and makeup."
Klaus smiles at how Diego remembers that, knowing he had only mentioned it once or twice in passing. They were working on saving their money to try and get a house but this money was only for the mall and it was only for the mall and they were going to have so much fun. "Yes! And you have been thinking about a new record player!"
"Hey? Have I told you today how much I love you?" Diego wasn't used to someone thinking about what he wanted and while their relationship was still new, he felt more wanted than ever.
Klaus smiles, licking some chocolate sauce off his spoon, "You mentioned it a few times this morning, but I'd like if you told me a few more times."
"Well, I love you, and I can't wait to see you try on clothes." Diego doesn't mention how he was also excited about taking them off after.
"You are lucky to get to see that, I agree. We'll have a whole montage!" Klaus excitedly finishes his banana split and waits on Diego to finish his meal, knowing he was hungry.
"Oh! We could also use a new microwave." Diego shoves more food in his mouth, finishing up pretty quickly.
"A girl overcooks a frozen pizza one time and suddenly we need a new microwave." Klaus pretends to be offended as he sits back in his seat, arms crossed.
Diego rolls his eyes, "Parts of it are black, Baby. You can't reheat pizza for five minutes."
"Fine a new microwave. Are you done? Let's get going!" Klaus stands and gathers their trash, "We have stuff to buy!"
They first hit up the toy store, looking for some things for Claire. They decide on a Karaoke machine, some Barbies (they choose Barbies of all races, sizes, and abilities), a Barbie Dream House, some educational toys to make Allison happy, and a special astronaut Barbie to make Luther happy. Once all that shopping was done, they have around twenty two hundred dollars left. They ask for Claire's presents to be delivered downstairs at six and since Klaus was the Mall winner, they readily agreed.
The next stop is a clothing boutique that caters to Klaus's particular style — androgynous with a hint of grunge. Diego sits in a chair while Klaus tries on various outfits. Diego claps and whistles at appropriate times, glad Klaus is enjoying himself. And damn, does Klaus look good in these outfits. There's one in particular with fishnet stockings Diego can't quite get over and he has to shift in his seat when Klaus comes out in it.
Klaus decides on five skirts, three pants, and a dozen blouses. Oh, and two dresses. His grand total is one thousand dollars and while he initially felt bad at the price tag, Diego assures him he deserves this and he was the millionth customer at the mall, after all. Plus, Klaus noticed that Diego seemed to enjoy the outfits very much. They pay with the gift card and like the other store, their order will be delivered downstairs at the entrance at six.
Next stop is a department store where they pick out a microwave and some makeup, strange combination, but that's what department stores are all about.
They take a break at the bookstore cafe with a Boba tea for Klaus and a cappuccino for Diego. Diego hums at the taste appreciatively, "I forgot how good good coffee can be."
Klaus smiles at him, "I won't tell Five because he'll be even more insufferable."
Diego laughs some, "Thanks, Baby."
"Okay! Next on the agenda is your record player! And them we should look at espresso machines so you can have good coffee every day." Klaus smiles around his straw, wanting to give Diego the whole world.
"Baby, really? I mean this is technically your gift card, and you only got some clothes and makeup." Diego tries not to enjoy that next sip as much as he does, but he can't help it.
"Yes, really, lover. I may not be a coffee drinker but I would love making coffee for my handsome man before he goes off to work every morning." Klaus absolutely adores him in every way.
"I love you so fucking much." Diego is so grateful they got here. It took a long time. He finishes his drink and holds out a hand for Klaus to take.
"I love you so much, Di. You're my everything." Klaus sucks up the last of his tea, standing with Diego's hand in his, let's finish this shopping spree!
One record player and one espresso maker later, along with some art prints for their apartment and future house, they head back to the entrance to meet the manager and take promotional pictures.
The managers of the stores, as well as the manager of the mall, are standing near the escalators (without blocking traffic of course) with all of the merchandise Diego and Klaus bought.
"Shit, I didn't know we got this much stuff." Diego looks somewhat sheepishly at Klaus.
"We knew what we wanted, Baby!" Klaus stands next to Diego and the manager for the promotional shot, taking several to get all his good angles. Who was he kidding, they were all good angles.
Once the photos are done and deliveries are organized, Diego and Klaus head home with all they can carry. Once Diego starts the car he looks over at his passenger, "Okay, that was awesome."
Klaus giggles, "Wasn't it?" He takes Diego's hand with a smile, "We deserved that. And Claire Bear deserved that. I can't wait to see her face at her party tomorrow."
Diego smiles as he heads towards their apartment, "Yeah, me neither. She's gonna be so excited."
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"I hate this, I just need you to know I hate this." Diego checks out his ass in the mirror and throws the boa around his neck.
Klaus rolls his eyes, "Yeah, sure, Di, you hate it soooo much." Klaus looks at himself in the mirror this time, appreciating the dress he's wearing and how it shows off his legs. "Come on, drag your eyes off that fine ass of yours and let's get going! We're up next!"
Diego looks at Klaus (after straightening up his wig) and frowns, "Look, I know this is the only way we can get out of this place unnoticed, but no, I do not enjoy this. I mean, this wig is itchy!"
Klaus goes over to Diego and puts his hands on his hips, leaning in to kiss him a bit, "But you look so fucking hot, Baby. I'm kinda glad we get to wear these back home."
Diego can't help but smile. He was not expecting having to put on a drag show in order to escape The Birdcage without being seen by the group they were chasing, but here they were, courtesy of the kind owners. One of which made them promise to bring the outfits back tomorrow. He kisses Klaus back and runs his hand over his ass, "You do look good. I'll enjoy taking this dress off."
"Yeah you will, and I'll enjoy peeling these leather pants off you." Klaus slaps his ass and turns to Diego excitedly as their music starts, "It's showtime, Baby!"
Klaus does one final check in the mirror before heading out to stage with Diego following behind. He immediately starts working the audience by winking and swinging his boa.
Diego follows his lead, getting way more into it than he expected to. He stands beside Klaus as he lip syncs alongside him, dancing as seductively as he can in the tight pants and heels. Klaus chose for their song to be "Heroes" by David Bowie, which, while not a typical Drag Queen song, was one they both know by heart.
They take turns singing it to each other, making sure to give the audience a good show by touching one another very inappropriately. The audience eats it up, throwing singles on the stage and whooping.
Klaus grabs Diego's ass and kisses him at the final note, making the audience go wild and throw bigger bills on the stage. Klaus graciously picks them up, showing his admirers his beautiful fake boobs, giving one older woman a wink as he traces her cheek with a finger and gives her yet another wink, which he gets a one hundred dollar bill for his trouble.
Diego takes a few bows before grabbing Klaus and heading out the back exit, laughing and kissing Klaus, effectively dodging their would be assailants. They get into Diego's car and drive off, holding hands.
"I am looking at the road! And my sexy passenger." Klaus looks over at Ben and gives him a wink.
"Road!" Ben presses an imaginary brake pedal on the floorboard of the passenger side of Diego's car.
Klaus rolls his eyes as he dramatically stares at the road with comically wide eyes. "There's nothing here!"
Ben tries to sit back, holding onto his seatbelt. "Look, this is your first time driving in years okay? I deserve to be a little scared."
Klaus sits back and looks over at him briefly, "Ben, Baby, you're dead. Even if we get in a wreck on the way to the store, nothing will happen to you, and I'm immortal. We're fine."
Now it's Ben's turn to roll his eyes, "Okay, yeah, but there's other people, Klaus, plus, if we fuck up Diego's car while he's at work we'll never hear the end of it."
"Okay, yeah, you're right about that, we don't want to piss Di off." Klaus actually pays more attention to the road, only braking a bit too hard at the stoplight, which Ben dramatically jolted forward for. "Stop being so dramatic, you are fine."
"Is the car fine? Does it need new brakes?" Ben knows he may be a touch dramatic, but he's having a good time giving Klaus shit. As per usual. Klaus keeps driving and Ben hides his amusement at himself.
"Shut up! Look, we're at the store and we can buy your stupid snacks since you want to try and eat now, You're the whole reason we took this trip!" Klaus parks the car and looks at Ben, quite proud of himself.
Ben smiles in spite of himself, putting a hand on Klaus's thigh. "Well, pretty sure we're also here for some of that candy you've been craving too, so…"
Klaus bites his lower lip at the hand on his thigh, looking back up at Ben. "I think I remember you talking about road head?"
Ben rolls his eyes with a chuckle, "Yeah, not while you're driving, but if you can find a dark spot to park after we get our snacks and Diego a little something for using his car, then I will give you a blow job."
Klaus practically hops out of the car, "Let's go!"
Ben appears beside him and kisses his cheek, "Yeah, let's go."
Ben sighs deeply, looking to the ceiling while running his tongue inside his mouth. He is over trying, honestly. The end result is always the same. It never works. "Klaus, I have tried one thousand, five hundred, and forty seven times."
"You just made that number up."
"No I didn't, I counted."
Now it's Klaus's turn to roll his eyes. "Shut up and hold my hand."
"No, I'm not even gonna try if you ask me like that." Ben folds his arms over his chest and thinks about disappearing into the Void just cause.
"So what? You want me to seduce you?" Klaus smiles as he leans back against the wall, flicking the ashes of his cigarette into a dish on the nightstand.
Ben chews the inside of his cheek in a slow, simmering anger. "I want you to at least make me want to touch you, cause right now I just want to go watch some disaster family dinners in the Void."
"People can't even escape those in death? Rude." Klaus snuffs out the last of his cigarette in the dish and leans in towards Ben. "I want you to hold my hand, Ben, I want to feel you."
Ben hates how those words makes his stomach flutter. He hasn't been able to touch anyone for so long. But he's still kind of pissed off. "That's a good start, but I need more."
Klaus breathes in deeply, looking around at the room he spent his shitty childhood in. This was a moment he was back home again, he managed to avoid Dad, but Dad seemed to be preoccupied anyway. He had a roof over his head, Grace cooked for him, and he was clean. Kinda. Weed didn't count. He does want to touch Ben though, if only for the distraction. Ben wants more? He'll give him more.
"Don't you wanna touch me? You've seen me touch so many others, Baby. You've seen me fuck, be fucked, and at first I thought it was cause you never got to be with anyone before you died and you were curious, but then I learned it's just cause you like it. That you like me." Klaus smiles in a cocky way and he knows this will either get Ben to try and touch him or get Ben to disappear, he didn't know which.
Color rises in Ben's cheeks and he's even madder than before, and also maybe just a little bit embarrassed. He clenches his arms tighter. "Fuck you."
Klaus grins, "Now we're talking. Make me feel you and you can fuck me."
Ben swallows hard, looking at Klaus and wanting to knock that stupid grin off his stupid face. So, to do just that he grabs Klaus's face and kisses him, almost bruising. Klaus grabs onto him and Ben moans into his mouth, scooting more into his lap and slipping his tongue inside Klaus's mouth. He can't taste, but he can feel and this feels amazing. Ben finally breaks the kiss and backs away, looking at Klaus with pride.
"Well?"
Klaus bites his bottom lip some and laughs, holding onto Ben's hoodie, "Who knew all I had to do was goad you and we could make out? Would've done that years ago." He traces a finger along Ben's cheekbone, "What do you want to try now, my handsome ghostie?"
Ben breathes in deeply, the feelings of adrenaline and anger now dying down. "I uh…. I mean, I would like to try to fuck you, now that you ask."
Klaus leans in and kisses Ben much more gently this time, wanting Ben to just experience everything. "How about we try the making love first, huh? There will be plenty of time for fucking."
Ben raises a brow, "Making love, so you're saying you love me?"
Klaus takes Ben's hand in his. It feels cool to the touch, but it's nice. "What if I did?"
Ben doesn't know what to say here. Klaus is all he's known for a decade, He doesn't want them to love each other because they're all the other has. "Why?"
"I tell you I love you and you ask me 'why?'" Klaus tries his hardest not to be offended, but what the fuck? He lets go of Ben's hand and grabs the pack of cigarettes off the nightstand, putting another one between his lips.
Ben takes his hand again, putting the cigarette back in the pack, trying not to be too excited that he can do that now. "I love you too, obviously, but why do you love me? Can't you see why I want to know? Klaus, just… tell me why."
Klaus's anger subsides somewhat and he starts playing with Ben's fingers between his own. "It's not cause you're just here, if that's what you're thinking."
Ben does wonder that, but he doesn't agree. "Then tell me why."
"It's cause you care about me, you take care of me, you're my best friend, and you're so fucking annoying, and you drive me up a wall, and I hate telling you shit cause I know you'll judge me, and most of the time you're right and I hate you're right but fucking hell, Ben, just… I love you."
Ben smiles and kisses Klaus again deeply, resting their foreheads together after. "I love you because you didn't want to spend life without me. Because you try to make me smile, because you keep wanting more for me, and I know how hard it is for you. And I'm proud of you, for the drugs, for being sober."
Klaus laughs somewhat sardonically, unable to help himself, "It's only been a week, Benny."
Ben kisses him again, "No, Baby, don't do that shit. That's a whole week. And look what we can do now cause of it."
A realization overcomes him and Klaus grabs Ben's arms, moving down to his waist. "We're touching, I feel you."
"That's because you're sober."
"I'm sober, and I love you." Klaus kisses him again. "I love you."
Ben nods, "Yeah, I love you too."
"Aren't you glad I pissed you off?" Klaus bites his lower lip again with a cheeky grin.
Ben rolls his eyes, "Yeah, yeah, now you promised me making love."
"That I did, ready to be deflowered, Benny Boy?"
Ben backs away and blinks slowly, unamused. "Really? Deflower?"
