🐗John🪰

@pearlynewtsofnewt

“You’ll get back to where you came from.”

324 posts

Hey! I’m John, or J, or really whatever you wanna call me.

(Lowkirk matching with @axel107 🫰🥹)

I’m 17, AMAB NB (Assigned male at birth, nonbinary)

I’m a writer, amateur photographer, and bug enthusiast. I play DnD, and I’m a practicing witch (oOoOoo, scary 🙄).

I enjoy video games, I’m a heavy believer in the supernatural (I KNOW VAMPIRES ARE REAL), I also have a heavy interest in the paranormal, except I’m a scaredy-cat when it comes to that stuff…

Interests:

Favorites in pink, absolute favs in pink + bold

Games:

Life is strange

Life is strange 2

Roblox

Minecraft

DnD (ttrpg, it counts)

Detroit: Become Human

Music:

Antonio Vivaldi

Jiinzo

Ptv

Elita

Hozier

Die Antwoord (music, not the people 😭)

Tame Impala

Black Dresses

TØP

Gorillaz

Self

Spiritbox

Cameron Hayes

Ayesha Erotica

GFOTY

MCR

She Wants Revenge

Lady Gaga

Shows & Movies:

The Owl House

Demon Slayer

HILDA

The Sandman

Wednesday

The Imperfects

Gravity Falls

Twilight

The Umbrella Academy

ASOUE

School Spirits

Dead End Paranormal Park

Heartbreak High

Bleach

Saiki K

Fear Street

KIPO

I Am Not Okay With This

It

It Chapter 2

LOTF 2026

Game Of Thrones

A Knight Of The Seven Kingdoms

House Of The Dragon

Suicide Room

Disconnect

Love, Simon

The Outsiders

Things in general:

Cats

Sleep

Men

Photography

Writing

Bugs

Eating

Piercings

Nature

Linguistic Anthropology

Books:

LOTF

Dracula

Dni: Transphobes, homophobes, pedophiles, zoophiles, proshippers, darkshippers, zionists (FREE PALESTINE), trump supporters, radqueer (just kys), and (TW: OPINION!) Neopronoun users

Okay this got too long… baii!

This is my husband btw

#life is strange #intro post #gay people

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Guys I have a challenge!:

If I tag you in a post, completely ignore… oh wait that already happens lol ✌️😔

pearlynewtsofnewt

Tagging all my artsy moots bc uh… I’m learning different angles and y’all actually know how to draw, so I was hoping you could gimme small tips on those.

(@axel107 @foreign-starlight) and yeah, I know only one of you draws humans, but same principles yk?

TW!!! SHITTY ART

pearlynewtsofnewt

The fact neither of the people I tagged said literally anything.

Fully believe they didn’t read any of it 😍

i-eat-train-tracks

genuinely how are yall staining your entire bathroom every time you dye your hair

literally js give it the dexter morgan special and ur good dawg.

pearlynewtsofnewt

Never dyed my hair, yet I fully believe I’d be able to avoid getting dye anywhere but my hair and maybe some skin around my hairline.

We can’t talk here. Message me on the Jeremy Renner app.

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“You’re alt, you HAVE to DIY, you HAVE to thrift, you HAVE to-“

SHUDDUP!!

I DO DIY, I DO THRIFT! Thing is though, not everyone has the resources to be able to thrift or diy. I RARELY go to the thrift because I’m unable to drive. I do DIY, but only when I have available materials, which isn’t all the time. One thing you have to understand, is that yes, fast fashion is bad, and yes, billionaires don’t need my money, but a lot of people, including me, don’t have other ways to get clothes, or useful items without buying them online. Yes, Amazon is bad, will I continue to use it? YES! I’m not a poser just because I shop on amazon, or Walmart, or whereverthefuck!

“Oh but back in the 80s, alt people were always thrifting and doing diy, if they could, so can you!”

See, it’s 2026. And the cost of living has gone UP UP UP since 19fucking80. Gas is a million dollars (I also can’t fucking drive), even shopping on Etsy, depop, vinted, ALL OF THOSE ARE EXPENSIVE ASF TOO BECAUSE OF RESELLERS! (Not Etsy, that’s expensive because it’s all handmade stuff) You can rarely go to the thrift without a reseller snatching shit from your cart to sell on FUCKNG DEPOP FOR $90!

So no, I’m not a poser for spending $52 on three items for school. I’m POOR. IMPOVERISHED, BROKE, NO MONEY!!

“Just get a job then!”

FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT! I CANT DRIVE TO A JOB, DID YOU MISS THAT? I don’t have a bike, I don’t have a scooter, I live 5 miles away from any actual jobs, so I’m sure as hell not walking! Go fuck yourself!

#vent post #alternative #alt fashion

I created a person (photobashing)

I was gonna change my theme and then I procrastinated for 2 minutes too long and now I don’t want to

manicallyydepressedpsychopath

its okay they like sombr it's bound to happen

LMAO STOP😭

pearlynewtsofnewt

Throws tomato that’s old, I forgot that was even in there I don’t listen to him anymore, you’re gonna have to find something else to talk about

manicallyydepressedpsychopath

Как дела, мой красивый друг? Мы можем поцеловаться?

Нет, спасибо, гей.

pearlynewtsofnewt

DID IT SEND ONCE OR A MILLION TIMES I NEED TO KNOW

manicallyydepressedpsychopath

het is een miljoen keer verzonden.

pearlynewtsofnewt

Are we speaking Afrikaans now? 😭😭

manicallyydepressedpsychopath

close it’s dutch🥹

pearlynewtsofnewt

Oh yeah, that’s also Afrikaans btw 😭 probably because of colonization, if I had to guess

manicallyydepressedpsychopath

well no they’re different even though they share a lot of vocabulary they’re separate languages

pearlynewtsofnewt

I meant what you said, that’s also that exact phrase in Afrikaans. And yeah, they share about 80% of the vocabulary, that’s what colonization does to a place 😭 ever wonder why South Africans are white? They’re Dutch people who colonized the place

manicallyydepressedpsychopath

i’m aware dawg stop trying to teach me stuff i already know😭 they’re grammatically very different along with the pronunciation, and i know why they’re so similar but they aren’t interchangeable.

pearlynewtsofnewt

Ew tf you’re not gonna talk to me like that, if I’m gonna talk about something I’m interested in, I’m gonna talk about it. Doesn’t matter if you know or not, all I said was that they’re similar because Afrikaans is Dutch that evolved in Africa, I wasn’t teaching you shit bro. You’re acting like I’m retarded because I said “that’s also the exact phrase in Afrikaans”, that’s ALL I said.

Of course Afrikaans and Dutch aren’t EXACTLY the same, I never said that. Afrikaans has been mixed with tons of other languages, Malay, Portuguese, Bantu languages and Khoisan languages.

I am a language NERD, linguistic anthropology is something I’m INTERESTED in, just as you’re a nerd for musicals.

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manicallyydepressedpsychopath

Как дела, мой красивый друг? Мы можем поцеловаться?

Нет, спасибо, гей.

pearlynewtsofnewt

DID IT SEND ONCE OR A MILLION TIMES I NEED TO KNOW

manicallyydepressedpsychopath

het is een miljoen keer verzonden.

pearlynewtsofnewt

Are we speaking Afrikaans now? 😭😭

manicallyydepressedpsychopath

close it’s dutch🥹

pearlynewtsofnewt

Oh yeah, that’s also Afrikaans btw 😭 probably because of colonization, if I had to guess

manicallyydepressedpsychopath

well no they’re different even though they share a lot of vocabulary they’re separate languages

pearlynewtsofnewt

I meant what you said, that’s also that exact phrase in Afrikaans. And yeah, they share about 80% of the vocabulary, that’s what colonization does to a place 😭 ever wonder why South Africans are white? They’re Dutch people who colonized the place

manicallyydepressedpsychopath

can they please stop ruining descendants and leave it alone 😭😭

pearlynewtsofnewt

I liked the new movie 😭 the Core Fours story is over, it’s Descendants, not “Kids of Maleficent, Jafar, Evil Queen, & Cruella”, they’re gonna make more movies about the kids, or grandkids of other Disney characters, it’s not a big deal y’all are just blinded by nostalgia 😭😭

manicallyydepressedpsychopath

i meant rise of red, i haven’t even seen the new one so i can’t even speak on that

disney keeps remixing and remaking things instead of creating new stories with new points because all they care about is money

pearlynewtsofnewt

Ohh, see the new one is MUCH better than ROR. But yeah, if they went back to making 2d movies for even a year, they’d get much more money than:

Quirky teen girl is rebellious, gets grounded, sneaks out, shenanigans ensue, something bad happens, she apologizes, becomes good.

manicallyydepressedpsychopath

can they please stop ruining descendants and leave it alone 😭😭

pearlynewtsofnewt

I liked the new movie 😭 the Core Fours story is over, it’s Descendants, not “Kids of Maleficent, Jafar, Evil Queen, & Cruella”, they’re gonna make more movies about the kids, or grandkids of other Disney characters, it’s not a big deal y’all are just blinded by nostalgia 😭😭

manicallyydepressedpsychopath

Как дела, мой красивый друг? Мы можем поцеловаться?

Нет, спасибо, гей.

pearlynewtsofnewt

DID IT SEND ONCE OR A MILLION TIMES I NEED TO KNOW

manicallyydepressedpsychopath

het is een miljoen keer verzonden.

pearlynewtsofnewt

Are we speaking Afrikaans now? 😭😭

manicallyydepressedpsychopath

close it’s dutch🥹

pearlynewtsofnewt

Oh yeah, that’s also Afrikaans btw 😭 probably because of colonization, if I had to guess

manicallyydepressedpsychopath

Как дела, мой красивый друг? Мы можем поцеловаться?

Нет, спасибо, гей.

pearlynewtsofnewt

DID IT SEND ONCE OR A MILLION TIMES I NEED TO KNOW

manicallyydepressedpsychopath

het is een miljoen keer verzonden.

pearlynewtsofnewt

Are we speaking Afrikaans now? 😭😭

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manicallyydepressedpsychopath

Как дела, мой красивый друг? Мы можем поцеловаться?

Нет, спасибо, гей.

pearlynewtsofnewt

DID IT SEND ONCE OR A MILLION TIMES I NEED TO KNOW

Realizing one of my moots cough cough @foreign-starlight cough cough art looks so familiar because it’s actually super similar to the TOH artstyle

(Forgive the second tag in a row, I’ve had this in my drafts for a WHILE, I forgot about it)

#toh #gay people

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