just some dyke

”sesbian lex” “wuh luh wuh” NO!!!!! don’t be ashamed to be a dyke!!!! proudly scream that you have lesbian sex!!!! you kiss girls!!!! you want to eat them out!!! you like biceps and boobs!! dyke!!!

w what if we chained our nipple clamps together......

I won't be able to reblog all versions of this post so y'all please check the notes to see what shops folks suggest!

Etsy isn't selling sex toys any more???

I should have linked it in the main post, but Etsy has changed their policies (coming into effect at the end of July) and dildos, among other adult products, won't be allowed.

I’m planning on compiling all the suggested shops into a single post but for now, make sure you look at the notes for shops to check out!

what if you got home and your stupid guard dog had gotten its prong collar stuck around its waist and was lying there writhing around trying to get it off but just making it tighter in the process huh 🙄

butch that will shove my face into the pillow and ram their strap into me, as they hold me down and tell me to take it, cause they need to let their frustration out

Slow anal while your swollen pussy is drooling all over the bed because I've been ignoring it all night

saying “mhm yeah? is puppy barking for me??” when they have a gag on and everything they say is muffled.

If you don't fuck the creampie deeper what are you even doing?

hey dont cry!! two girls who've just pulled away from kissing and theyre blushing and theres a line of spit between them ok?

their tongues are still out also and their eyes are so hazy

they're panting soo shakily and whimpering a little too

Sure would be a shame if someone caught me playing with my dripping boypussy then pinned me down and made me cum over and over just because I’m too cute and they can’t resist 😮‍💨🙈