Pearlescent

I’m such a protective bff like I’m sorry but if you’re dating one of my friends I will not 100% like you until you give me like at least 3 reasons to what the fuck makes you think you’re so worthy of dating my ethereal godDEsS of a best friend huh buddy like literally if you are not willing to die for her I will be so fuckin mad every time she blows me off to spend time with your fuckboy ass

Did Leslie Knope write this?

If anybody find that picture of the handmade road sign that says Slow Down You Sons of Bitches I will be super grateful

i really like it when boys look nice in suits like wow a+ you can wear that to my bedroom

hello?? um?? universe?? u hearin me?? just letting you know i’m ready for good things to happen in my life!! i’m prepared for amazing things!! i think its time!! just lettin you know.