💝 Official Funny Post #32

Girls whose mind palaces the player can enter and just absolutely obliterate

Booting up the game and you’ve just GOTTA choose to play as the scholar-class character who could be blown away by a strong wind and acts like he’s been tumble dried 😓😓

Dark fantasy games set in a record-breakingly awful place and the gameplay consists of mucking around in The Worst Place Ever

lol lol Dallis and her…uh..

To go along with my headcanon that Fane uses his elven form most (perhaps because it looks most like his strain of eternal, or because he finds people more likely to leave an elf be)—

You’d like a beloved-by-the-fandom man who is a skeleton but isn’t technically undead? And you’d like his powers to manifest as a blue eye-socket glow? Oh, and the video game he’s from must have released in 2016? Buddy you aren’t gonna believe this..hehheghhehhh

If there was the ability to craft the mask of the shapeshifter in the new Divinity game I think that would be neat...

My dos2 rarepair is Fane x Ryker!!! I think Ryker’s interest in eternals (there are eternal artifacts in his belongings) would make it very advantageous to the party to let Fane spill his origin story to him and weasel some information out of him via that factor of wonder.. They could perform various procedures together :)