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omg yayayya,

in my head they’re childhood friends who drifted off bc girlmike is the devil , and get closer in hs bc of like forced proximity romcom situation

+ cutie fits (winnie on the left, mickey on the right)

and here’s my uber long characterizations (?) of them🤗🤗

girlmike/ michelle “micky” wheeler is evil and 5”10

(lanky skinny flat chested, with knobby knees and boney elbows/hasn’t really “grown into her body”)

she’s pasty and pimply and freckley and has really bad rbf

+ black fringe that she cut too short and wavy hair that she curls up at her shoulders

people write dyke on her locker and she thinks they’re being ironic

wears plaid skirts to her knees and mid thigh, calf length socks, collared shirts under her sweaters and cuffs her sleeves and paints her nails neatly black, has combat boots shh, also i think she would like stripes

smells clean in the doctors office rubber gloves at a dentist kindve way but also somehow kindve sweaty

she’s president of the debate club, in a if daria and rachel berry could somehow find a middle ground way

very dry awko sense of humor that no one else finds funny

has a huge action figure collection that she hides in her closet even though she doesn’t have friends to snoop in her room

(writes really bad starwars gay fan fiction)

plays dnd on the DL DL DL and her character is a male knight with a wife (she doesn’t think too much about it)

+ plays piano (forced to by her mom) (winnie likes to watch her play)

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winona “winnie” byers is cutie pie baby and 5”4

(tan skin, thick arms and calves, wide hips big round baby hazel eyes)

+ brown bangs that brush over her forehead and hair that curls around her ears that she cuts just to keep out of her face

in the dnd club with a bunch of boys that she somewhat likes

she wears jean skirts and jean shorts with thick belts, colored knee high socks, brown sneakers, and varies flannels and hand me down sweaters

smells like laundry detergent, honey, and wood

chill with most people at her school, mostly quiet and reserved

likes collecting rocks and bugs

sees micky in the halls and smiles at her, wants to say hi and shoot the shit but hasn’t gotten around to it yet

SHOW?????????? OMG DRAG MIKE DRAG MIKE

STOP ILL CRY, hank green wherever u are just know you’d make a great ryland