"Here begins the legend of the invincible Teio!"
FINALLY!!!
My trainer let me make an Umablr account...
It's me...the monarch herself, Tokai Teio!!! I'm finally on Umablr...my fans really were kept waiting...

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@peak-joy
"Here begins the legend of the invincible Teio!"
FINALLY!!!
My trainer let me make an Umablr account...
It's me...the monarch herself, Tokai Teio!!! I'm finally on Umablr...my fans really were kept waiting...

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Teio... Doto has a cult and they already bombed Ayabe
Don't talk to me about Meisho Doto.
...and...we're handling it!
Welcome! I'm Almond Eye, the one and only nine crown umamusume!
My Twinkle Series days were a while back, but I'm keeping the light shining in the Dream Trophy league! So you better keep cheering louder and louder no matter where I run!
Teio there's 3 naties you gotta date them all!! One of them thinks that you'd never date her despite the fact that you're dating a different her!! You gotta!!!!
Okay! Yay!
I'll have to use my patented Monarch Charm for this~
Adhd girl cannot do paperwork to save her life. In other shocking news, grass is green and the floor is made out of floor.
H-hey! Anon, I do not have ADHD! There's no chance I do!!

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Uugghhhh...student council work is awfullll...
I don't know how Prez or M- Air Groove put up with thisssss...
longboli rudolf
hello welcoem to my thing (first post on this one feeling kinda shy)
i am NOT going to be serious here
prepare for more nonsense
no this is not my main
goodbye for now
Teio is left in awe at the sheer longness of Johnboli Rudolf.
You are now allowed to kill people. have fun!!!
Huh. Well, that could be interesting to cook with! People say humans meat tastes like chicken, don't they? ☆
Nah. It tastes like pork, 100%.
...I don't like that you know that
Relax. I eat people. Not horses.
Huh. Well, I don't cook with human, but I'd be happy to make you something to eat!~ ☆
That is okay, m'dear. You don't have to. Although, my roommate doesn't like the food from the cafeteria so if you did make something I'd probably share it with him.
I could make you and your friend something to eat! I need to make dinner for me and my roommate, anyway, and anyone's welcome to join!~ ☆
I'll let him know. That's very nice of you. :)
Of course!!! The more the merrier!!! ☆
Hey! No eating people, either of you! >:(
CIAO, UMABLR!~ ★ Welcome to my blog! I've been meaning to get myself out there a little more! I hope you have a buono time here!!!~ ★
If you have any questions, please ask me!!! I would love to hear from my fans!!!~ ★ ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )
I think... we need to talk. And, uh... can you bring McQueen with you too? That also concerns her.
Hiii, Natie! Yeah, sure!
@frontline-elegance

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Open letter from Anonymous!
Who is your favorite out of all the Mejiros?
MCQUEEN! MCQUEEN!!!
Greetings, teio
The empty pale white void beckons you
Come visit sometime, our void god will be most pleased, and our tourism board will gladly help you
...u-uh...
Okay??? I...I don't know about a void god...
Please don't let this be another "Snowfall" thing...
Born ä̶̠̥́̑̑̐̓̌ģ̷̘̯͔̼̌̐̊͛̃̒̎̃̋̅̑͑͊͐ǎ̵̘̝̬̭͍͚͌̾͛̎̍͂́̿͛́͛̽͝ḯ̵̪́̒̌̃̑͗̆̿͋̎͠n̸͈͔͕͚̱̣̻̲͑ from the d̷̛̟̟̋̾̀̌́̾́̎̃̈́̕ạ̷̡͎̱͛̀̈̔̄̉̾͘ŕ̶̨͔̘͙̟͈̮̥̈́͂̽̏̇̀̑̏̂̀̑̈́̏̚͜k̸̺̩̼͈̣̭͙͂ņ̸̡̪͍̉̋̃̓̏͐̚̚͝ę̷̡̪͓̻̞͕̤̂͋̉̌̒͌̚͠ṡ̶̬̜͕̜̙̳̝͌̑̎̈́̋̀̚͝͠s̴̢̨͚̤̫̙͙͔̩̭̜̓̍̓̈́͜ ̸̺̤̥͍̬̰̍̈́̃͛͜͠r̵̡͈̫͕̜͒̽͘͝ȯ̴͈͈̓̄o̵̹̍̇̄͊̑̿ͅt̵̩͗͆ē̵̺͔̜̻̮̘͔̭̹̽̄͂͌̾̈́̓́͘͠͠d̴̬̀̔ ̶̘̀̽̈̏̅̾̆̄͠ẁ̵̪̪̳͎͖̪̤̭̜̰̣̦̏̑̑̀̈́̔̚i̴̳̔̀̽͑̄͒̀̓̒̍͊̃t̵̡̤̝̘̪̰͙͚͈̣̱͇̪͔͕͗͒̅̔́̽̓͂́̚͝h̷̛̰̠̱͕̲͙̲͎̠̩̻͖̬̖̃̈́͆͋̎í̶͖̱͙̣̖͐̃̃̃̄̊͗̅̒̾̊̚̚̕͜ͅn̷̫̲̝̙̻̤͉̍̈́̅̾͒̓̾́̈͂̆͘ ̷̢̨̡̤̖͖̣͔͕̔́̌̍͒̏̚͠ḧ̴̨̨̛̛̦̯̠̰̘͓͈̜̫̬̹́̓̇͂̆̈́͌͗̓͜u̸͚͓͓͙̗͙̤̮̗̓̃̃͂̿̓̓̄̂́̑͘͠m̷̛̬̆̉̂̇́͗́a̵̢̮̼̳̪͉͙͚͇̜͓̖͜͜͝ǹ̷̡̛̦͓͈̯̳̥̞͌ͅş̷̺̘̭̬̺̯̪̩̫͉͐͂̀͋̔͌̔̀̍̈́͝ͅ.
Salutem in tenebris inveni. Te denuo pariat.
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Could I convince you to come work at the recently opened Labyrinth Cafe for double your current pay?
@yayoi-akikawa-official
...why is it called the labyrinth cafè
Yknow...the Labyrinth! The giant dungeon place under the school? You haven't heard of it?
yeah i uh. i didn't know that was a thing. why do we have a labyrinth dungeon
Something relating to the whole Godship incident...just...don't question anything...
Could I convince you to come work at the recently opened Labyrinth Cafe for double your current pay?
@yayoi-akikawa-official
...why is it called the labyrinth cafè
Yknow...the Labyrinth! The giant dungeon place under the school? You haven't heard of it?

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~♪ If I have to choose a rose in this garden of romance Maybe we could take this chance? Maybe you're my love! ♫~
Fellow students of Tracen Academy and members of Umablr, it is I, Houshakuji Renge, lady manager and expert in all things related to love here to offer my services to you. Have you ever found yourself looking at your schedule, questioning when you'll find time to do it all? Have you ever wondered if you're making the best work out of all your assets to fit into your niche type and please your fans? Do you have an unrequited crush and have no clue what do about it? Look no further than Renge's services!
My hard-won* knowledge, all at your disposal. Isn't Umablr such an incredible place? Now, I wanna see everyone go out there and make connections, touch hearts, and win races! ☆
*Disclaimer: All of Renge's love knowledge is second-hand from shojo manga and otome games. Hey, she worked hard to unlock all of those secret endings!
♬~ And I would like to find A hand like yours to take mine And with one kiss We could stop time and I'd fall in love with you! ♪~
// hi, its @get-groovei finally dipping my toes into umablr! please say hello to renge from ouran high school host club, now an umamusume with no interest in racing, except the race to win someone's heart. she's attending tracen to learn all about what it takes to become a trainer and help umas to bloom into typical shojo masterpieces <3
tagging:
#a lady manager's diary - renge's posts #message from a lady manager - renge's reblogs #a lady manager's work is never done - renge's asks #from beyond the high power motor - ooc posts
anons: (afaik, i don't think umablr really uses anon tags besides named anons, but if you want one, feel free to request an emoji tag! i'll keep track of them here)
rules:
be kind
no hardcore nsfw, try to keep everything appropriate for around a teenage audience
shipping/multishipping welcome
doubles interactions welcome
please be patient with me, i'm doing my best
rules to be updated as necessary
Did you know you made it into Teio's top 5 Umamusume tier list?
Why did you have to remind me of this.
I made sure not to put you as third!!!