Moon Bitch and Not So Bitch

“Aww, that’s a pity, but nice meeting you Miss Lunarian!” And Ruby gave a friendly wave of her hand as well, all the while smiling. “Name’s Ruby Rose and please don’t kill me with a rock!”

“Nice to meet you as well, Ruby Rose. I am Watatsuki no Toyohime. Leader of the Lunar Emissaries. Don’t worry, I won’t kill you as long as you promise to not trespass on the Moon.”

“What the eff are lunarians?” She isn’t even concerned about earthlings, she’s more curious about that. “Is that like some sort of cheese woman?”

“Hello~ Lunarian here.” Toyohime is going to give a friendly wave. Without her fan. “Cheese can’t exist in the Lunar Capital, but what we are is we’re divine entities.”

Excellent. Buns are in full support of this decision. Particularly this bun. Ooh, right behind the ea- oh yeah, that’s the spot. Continue.

And behind the ears she goes. Scratch scratch, rub rub.

The kitty is curious and has a lot of questions. “Who are you and can you scratch behind the ears?” Very important questions.

“Sure, my name is Toyohime.” She’s going to scritch behind Chen’s ears. This is her cat now.

Pet the child. Give into your weakness.

“C’mere cutie.” She’s going to start petting this bun. Everyone should pet buns. As a princess, Toyohime makes this a royal decree.