Peachy-Mean

I want to see this in a horror game

Those trees are really prett— oh.

Wtf did i just see…

….WAIT

retractable fluorescent blue bird beards? hells yeah

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

We are eating the shadowy remnants of a dead species.

banana plague? this pleases me.

HELPING

This is both OWL PORN and AGA PORN and I APPROVE, signed John Kellogg Hodgman. 

Best moment in animation ever.

Pictures of me in different countries.

those are cities

cities in different countries (mostly)

God dammit I never get a sticker

I can’t breathe.

life is better with stickers.