im a skeleton

Where did we go, what did we do

Hey Burgie, did you get cooler?

Rating: that entire livescream was sin, this is too

Warnings: for once it’s Jordan with the serpentine tongue, not James.

Notes: for the serendipitous anon asking for some Koova smut about the aftermath of Jordan’s f-bomb at James. Also, this is my first legitimately beta’d fic, so let me know how it looks and a big shout out to fucking—hurricane for being the only one to respond back to my, granted late, response about the inquiry for a beta reader. Enjoy, loves

James tasted every word Jordan ever spoke. Consonants like butterscotch and vowels leaving traces of taffy in his mouth, there’s something almost intoxicating about the sounds that formulate themselves into words as they slip so easily from peach colored, and flavored, lips. But there’s something different, something divine, about how a simple four letter word with such a debauched connotation coming out of Jordan’s mouth. Jordan talking made James taste cream on his tongue, sweet and pure like it’s never been tainted. But Jordan swearing, that got James’ heart racing and a bitter burn reminiscent of alcohol to singe his throat.

[also on ao3]

The rising sun, darkened slightly by the closure of the blinds, brightens the room in a light glow, spreading stripes across the carpet and hitting the monitor at just the right angle to shine into blue eyes, causing them to blink rapidly and hold his arms up in a protective manner.

James: Again – that’s entirely dependent on our mood. Most of the time – when I top that is – I like to be a little rough and Jordan seems to like it just fine, and when I bottom I prefer it pretty rough too. Although occasionally we like to be a little sappy and do something slow and romantic – lots of kissing. Lots of it… Is Jordan a beast? Mmm, it takes a lot of coaxing out but sometimes Jordan gets purr-it-tee wild.

Jordan: U-uh… Ah… James is usually rough… Do I like it? Ah… I…

James: … I think Jordan needs a little breather. If you’ll excuse us….

Rating: The title is misleading because a) the only real sweet talk is the last line and b) nowhere is the number 101 relevant to this smut.

Warnings: This is a lot longer than I thought it would be and I hope you’re ready for seven pages of penis. Because this is basically seven pages of penis.

Notes: For the extravagant anon asking for Koova smut with some cum swallow, 69'ing blowjobs, a bit of sweet talk, plus my own favorite kink/fetish. And also for the marvelous anon asking for Koova smut with James and Jordan getting freaky with some dildos and vibrators, some deepthroating and armpit stuff. And finally for mlgjames because Mr. Todd puts up with a lot of my craziness and I know he enjoys the Koova. Enjoy, loves.

The taste of fragrant silk is not unwelcome by any means to James, it’s just more debilitating than usual with his current situation. Tanned skin of a god shivers under Jordan’s featherlight touch, fingers gliding effortlessly down the plane of James’ bare stomach. It feels so more intense, like electricity, and James knows it’s not because of tiredness or a caffeine high. No it’s because his wrists are overlapped and bound in some rope they have for these such occasions and his legs are spread almost as wide as a whore’s might be on a good day, his ankles secured to different posts on their shared bed. It’s James is entirely at Jordan’s mercy, his every whim, and James craves such depravity desperately.

Hey guys! we’re finally back and able to host a Valentines exchange. 

If you would like to participate in the exchange please read the rules (there are some new ones) and then sign up here. If you have any questions about the exchange please contact us here!

Sign up period  will run from today (January 16th) to Sunday (January 19th) and prompts will be assigned on Monday (January 20th).

This time around you’ll have an entire week for the posting period (February 14th-21st) as was suggested last time.

Please note: Again for this exchange we are again limiting it to Dipper and Norman because multi-ship exchanges are very, very difficult to moderate. But feel free to include other characters and ships (parafines, neil/mabel, robbie/mitch etc) as well in a background capacity in your requests.

——

HOW DOES IT WORK?

"MAN I LIKE THIS AU SO MUCH." - lionstiel