Taking a Paige from the book

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

people say I’m too lax with my cats, but actually I pick them up and kiss them a lot when they’re bad. they know discipline

and you know what i don’t believe katy perry really kissed a girl

Never theonk agian

indeed will be like we have the perfect job for you seriously and it’s bare handed coal mining for $12/hr

you gotta tell your cats theyre small. they dont know. you gotta tell em

It’s that time of year again.

Nice

Cats are great because you can just be like "I'm bored and I'm going to make that your problem now", and they get it, because they did the same thing to you three hours ago.

black mackerel tortoiseshell tabby (torbie) with low white spotting

ƃuᴉʇʇods ǝʇᴉɥʍ ʍol ɥʇᴉʍ (ǝᴉqɹoʇ) ʎqqɐʇ llǝɥsǝsᴉoʇɹoʇ lǝɹǝʞɔɐɯ ʞɔɐlq

“white bread is so bad for you” “potatoes are so bad for you” “rice is so bad for you” you are afraid to LIVE!!!

One day I woke up and everybody knew what a labubu was

The problem with getting popsicles is then you have popsicles in the house and every time you feel bad (mentally, physically,) you think “well why shouldn’t I have a popsicle about it”