peachy keen

it’s so cruel to me how terrible people get to have children, meanwhile i would give anything for my girlfriend and i to have biological children of our own and it’ll never happen

this is so embarrassing but i am genuinely SO Friendless IT’S BADD. i’m gonna put a bunch of my interests in the tags so please hit my line (21+)

“college is the best time in your life!!!” i just ate a cold leftover pancake with my bare hands while crying in my car

i wouldn’t mind jack antonoff’s production that much if he didn’t mix vocals like That omfg why are we in a tunnel

i think we should bring back third places but solely so the elderly can have somewhere to chat other than the grocery store. why is the graduating class of 1973 having a reunion in the bread aisle at 10 am on a tuesday