We already know he’s a loser with a bunch of sock puppets kissing his own ass but this still got a chuckle out of me.
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We already know he’s a loser with a bunch of sock puppets kissing his own ass but this still got a chuckle out of me.

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"People who have no friends are a red flag!!111!!1!"
The condition of having no friends is based on self-reports. If that person evaluated your friendships by their standards, it might just turn out you have no friends either.
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I wish I had real friends. I wanna hang out in someone's bedroom. I want someone to randomly call me. I want to get a text when I'm bored at home that they're parked outside my house. I want to be surprised on my birthday. I want to be taken to a random parking lot in the middle of the night when we're getting rowdy. I want to be invited to lunch on weekends. I wish I mattered that much to anyone.
The feeling when someone texts you
no friends in hell

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APPLE SPEC BLINKIES MASTERPOST!!!!
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parts 1, 2, 3, & 4 (& 5)
[ID: stamps of aplatonic and a-spectrum flags. in order, they're aplatonic, aplatonic spectrum, a-spec (inclusive), happy friendless, beach aplatonic, beach aplatonic (alternative), poison aplatonic, poison (alternative), friendless, and loveless. /end ID]
[ID: unanimated & blank blinkies of the aplatonic, a-spec, loveless, and friendless flags. they each have a dotted, blue and white border. /end ID]
[ID: titled versions of the previous blinkies. in order, it's "loveless <2" with a loveless and a-spec flag, "aplatonic" and "aplatonic pride" with the aplatonic flag, "aspec" and "aspec pride" with the a-spec flag, and "aplspec" and "apple spec..." with the aplatonic flag /end ID]
[ID: titled versions of the previous blinkies, with the aplatonic and friendless aplatonic flags. they each say "friends? nah." "fuck friendship," and "don't need friends." /end ID]
shoutout to grumpy aplatonics, shout out to aplatonics who don't like having friends, shoutout to aplatonics that fit the cold stereotype, shoutout to aplatonics who are friendless, shoutout to aplatonics who want to be friendless but can't, shoutout to aplatonics that are in romantic relationships, shoutout to aplatonics that are aplatonic because of neurodivergency or trauma or mental illness, shoutout to aplatonics who are objectum and their objects are their only friends, shoutout to aplatonics who don't come out because they don't have the energy to explain their aplatonicism, shoutout to the aplatonics who don't come out because they're scared of others' reactions, shoutout to aplatonics who are only friends are their headmates, shoutout to aplatonics who are only friends with fictional characters, shoutout to aplatonics who can only make friends online, shoutout to aplatonics that do like making friends, shoutout to aplatonics who have a lot of friends, shoutout to aplatonics
i’m so tired of feeling utterly alone ✧𐬺𐬼☽