nickol 🌸

i hate my own attitude sometimes like wtf u mad about now?!???!!???

THIS HAD ME SO HYPE IN KINDERGARTEN🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

oh goodness , nostalgia 😰

Nostalgia just hit me so hard

Can someone from the Pokemon fandom explain this, I don’t understand nurse Joy’s reaction.

Ho-oh is basically a minor deity, so nurse joy pretty much just heard this ten year old say “i threw a rat at a god.”

her sister has the exact same face and body but she’s got huge badonkadonks. I mean huge whooperproperdrs.

Just say boobs you dumbfuck asshole

i mean huge wampeedamberfuckalongas

sometimes i have too many emotions and sometimes i have none at all but i always always feel like i’m drowning

Learn how to swim Bitch

i made this post when i was in A Mood and all the replies are so angst and depressing except this Whole Ass Mood. Learn how to swim Bitch it’s 2018 we’re dealing with our problems

action movie about a guy who pretends to be a hitman and does the whole “25% up front and the rest when the job is done” thing but then just keeps the down payment, doesn’t kill anybody, and stops responding to the client’s calls, knowing that they can’t sue him for breach of contract without confessing to trying to hire a hitman. problem is now a lot of people who are comfortable with the concept of paying someone to kill someone else are mad at him

none of his former clients know his real identity, due to him using a fresh fake for each con, so he decides that his only hope of making it out of this mess unscathed is to land the inevitable contract for his own assassination and fake his own death. thus begins his deadly race against the clock and against other actual bounty hunters, former clients, and a smoldering ex lover, whom he must betray, persuade or kill. darknet: the catfish bounty

Someone make a movie please.

Just send me 25% of the funding up front and the rest when I deliver the completed movie. I’ve got a kickstarter and

They were sniped halfway through that sentence

Those are her victims in the background