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me @ my last brain cell

Winnie is short for Winnipeg, but it is used as a female name (Pooh is named after a female bear) and AA Milne questioned Christopher Robin, asking how the bear could be called Winnie when he is male. Christopher Robin replied that “it’s Winnie-THER-Pooh - don’t you know what ‘ther’ means?” Implying that the infix “ther” applies some kind of gender effect. What I am getting at here is that Pooh canonically has some kind of unique approach to gender and linguistics, and 2019 is the year to consider it.

Mother FUCKER I am HERE for this SHIT

the pizza guy just looked straight behind me, smiled, and went “you both enjoy your pizza” ? i’m alone in my apartment???

*narrows eyes*

As I said before give 1 of 2 responses: 1) Smile and shake you head and point to nothing, “Oh no, he doesn’t like pizza.” Then close the door. 2) Wide eyes and whisper in a scared voice. “You can see her too.”

IT GOT BETTER

It’s this what being high feels like, I’m laughing for no Reason

I eat 4 of this fucking brownies and it fucked me up badly 

Lmaooooo I’m sorry but I’m screaming.

why did u eat 4?????

i was hungry 

Yeah

Always take one out, put them away where you won’t want to reach them, then order a pizza. By the time the pizza gets there you should be starting to feel super hungry and boom you’ll have a nice warm pizza instead of 11 brownies. Or you can make something but that’s not as relaxing as just chilling. Works for me every time.

He needs air pods

that little girl kicked her ass!

Guys. Guys. Look at how high-definition this is. LOOK AT IT. This isn’t a movie. This isn’t CGI. This is OUR FUCKING SOLAR SYSTEM. A;LSKJFA;WFEW

like, i know we can technically live on one of jupiter’s moons, but i don’t want to wake up and look at the sky and see that planet. i’ll get scared.

I think the planet would mostly just look like the sky rather than a colossus.

I don’t want that sky.

I WANT IT

Damn I wanna see the next guy over

mama pasta looks so kind

This is an important message.

I will never NOT reblog this.