Pchelik's hive

OP: This time it's lion cubs dance (cr 冰彬兵)

So, if any trans men are being told about this, it’s not true!! Smoking will not change your voice, at least not until you’re about forty years down the line and you’ve already irreparably destroyed your lungs and throat and mouth and pretty much every other organ in your body. When you hear heavy smokers with deeper, scratchier voices it is literally because their vocal cords have been ruined. This is not a passive effect of smoking, it is a very very damaging one!

It’s simply not worth it! There will be no meaningful changes except terrible ones. Voice training will do a lot more for you than cigarettes will, I promise that the people urging you to start smoking as a voice training method do not have your best interests at heart!

(And you know what, this also goes for not eating due to the idea that starving yourself will decrease your chest size. Like with smoking, there will be no meaningful changes except terrible ones. Your body is worth so much more than that and there will always be healthier alternatives!)

Hungarian Vagabond* (2004)

Here is how history goes: the Hungarian tribes, led by seven chiefstains--Álmos, Előd, Ond, Kond, Tas, Huba and Töhötöm--, arrive at the Carpathian Basin in 895AD.

What happens in the movie: the tribes throw a huge party upon arrival, and the seven chiefstains wake up the next day--hungover--to all of their people gone. And so begins a 1100 years long journey through history as they look for them, told through comedic sketches.

The sketches are chock full of not only references to events in Hungarian history, but cameos by Hungarian people who were well-known in the early 2000s. There are musical numbers. Like at one point, during the Turkish occupation, the chiefstains are mistaken for eunuchs and led to a harem to guard the ladies, only to be seduced by them.

In a later scene they meet some Englishmen who are just figuring out the rules of soccer, play and defeat them, to 11:2, which the English then negotiate to 6:3 (recalling a famous 1953 match where the Hungarian team beat the English with this score).

In the meantime, the individual chieftains have their own recurring jokes. One is always eating something Very Hungarian. Another has sudden strokes of genius and creates stuff that sounds stupid in context, but are actual, famous Hungarian inventions (e.g Rubik's Cube, Vitamin C).

The movie ends with the chieftains reaching the present and finding the Hungarians.