not another baekhyun simp!

Donghyuk: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I’ve ever done is absolutely killing it on the dance floor!

*After their usual buffoonery*

Donghyuk: Let’s play ‘would you rather’.

Hanbin: What if I pour coffee in my cereal instead of milk?

Yunhyeong: For self-defense reasons, I’m going to pretend to be a burglar, and you guys have to act wisely.

Jinhwan: I’m small, but knowing.

Hanbin, at 2am: You can tell a lot about someone by their hands. For example, they have hooves? Horse.

Donghyuk, watching the news: Some idiot tried to fight a squid.

Donghyuk: Bobby, how do I ask someone out?

Chanwoo, to Junhoe: Hanbin said if I can’t say anything nice then I shouldn’t say anything at all.