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we've really gotta do something about the ice mummy this happens literally every monday it sucks

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This Wednesday at 9 PM EST / 6 PM PDT, we are proud to present our second ever Moonshot Direct. Join us at moonshot.mov for a showcase of year-in-reviews, up and coming projects from Moonshot creators, and maybe even...a special event announcement.
There’s so much to unpack here:
Pack of Beakers
Goth Beaker
The Beaker snitching and pointing out the photographer
The Beaker that’s about to unload on the photographer
The terminator strut before the ass whooping and you know he’s moving at speed because of the blur
The ominous feeling that you know this is 3 in the morning
in case you were wondering how things went down at the pokemon world championships this weekend:
CalazCon 012 - The 86 - Thorn In The Flesh, Part Two
As The 86 begin to pursue their Drives we start to see who they are off the battlefield.
You can also find the show on your podcatcher of choice!

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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait
Now that the vod is on YouTube, I can share one of my favorite streams I've done with @moonshotpods ! Murders in the night, lies and half-truths in the day, and 8 moonshot hosts and friends in the middle of it all. Blood on the Clocktower fucking rules, yall.
CalazCon!: A Mega Game Actual Play
As Operation Cromwell prepared one final push to defeat the Jovangellian resistance, CalazCon's surprise assault threw everyone's plans into chaos…
You think you've seen a big actual play? You haven't seen anything like this!
CalazCon is a Beam Saber mega game series featuring 30 players across 6 play groups. Each squad battles against the occupying nomadic media convention, CalazCon, while trying to win the hearts and minds of the locals on behalf of the Democratic Federated Systems (DFS). Their choices will affect each other through the course of their shared campaign. Can they liberate the city together, or will they be consumed by the con alone?
The show will launch on Monday August 5th, 2024 on Youtube and your podcatcher of choice!
The show features incredible art from @bfleuter, Cory "Hadrian" McDaniel, and @dancy-nrew!
Structure
The show has a cyclical format. Each play group, called a ”squad” will conduct a Mission, followed by a Downtime session, and then the squads' legislators will vote on what happens next.
The Missions take the form of traditional Beam Saber missions. Player characters, called “pilots”, get into danger, struggle to get out of it, and help each other overcome obstacles. At the end, they gain their rewards and suffer the fallout of their actions.
The Downtimes also use the normal Beam Saber format. After a harrowing mission, the pilots take this moment of quiet to recover, fix their vehicles, cut loose with fellow pilots, pursue their long term projects, and generally develop their relationships with each other.
Once every squad has completed one Mission AND one Downtime, their legislators gather for a parliamentary session. Each squad's legislator gets a chance to make public speeches and private deals to further the goals of the DFS, the squad they represent, or their own personal desires. There are only so many votes they can cast, so some pursuits will have to be left by the wayside.
Once the votes are tallied, the goals are set, and passed along to the squads as objectives that they must pursue in their next Mission, beginning the cycle anew.
The first ten episodes will be released one each week day for two weeks, so that the audience can meet the cast as soon as possible, then the show will switch to a twice weekly release schedule.
CalazCon launches on Monday August 5th, so don't miss out on this innovative mega game actual play!
Hey, do you like people from the Moonshot Podcast Network?
How about social deduction, outrageous lies and convoluted reasoning?
Well do we have the stream for you! Tomorrow, Moonshot plays Blood On The Clocktower!!!
Catch us live on Sunday, 6pm EDT, only at moonshot.mov
game shows in 2024 are so fucking cooked

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Just a head's up, roll20 is having a really steep sale, which means you can get every Spindlewheel game--the deck, the main game, the Microgames, the Romance collection-- for under $12. The deck itself is $1.60. Not even two bucks!
If you were ever curious about the game, now's the time to grab it.
it's winter where i am, so it's time for:
here's the beginning of the LPs:
the best bit in run button's Arctic Alive LP is:
holding the big map at arm's length and walking around
health, pulse, sleepy, mood, medicine, thirsty, hungry, toilet, clean hands, cle
ali is playing an asynchronous bear simulator game
the piano
perform ablutions/now it is not necessary
reading out all the page diarys "hope that clears things up"
walking backwards
keith repeatedly closing blender without realising the game is running IN blende
"i was lost, but now i live here! i've severely improved my predicament"
other option/see results
Truly my favorite LP of all time. Nothing else even comes close. "Now it is not necessary" still plays in my head randomly years later
Terminal Company - Mission 1 Audiogram
Every Tuesday and Thursday until the release of the first episode, a new audiogram will be released as a little tease for what's coming up! Here's today's!
The very first taste of Calazcon, right here on your dash. Only 2.5 weeks away now!!!
A goblin and an elf have decided to defy tradition and get married. Their ceremony will be held in the magical forest in accordance with elven tradition.
It's a beautiful ceremony. The elven bride in her finest, flowing silks, dappled by the sun. The goblin bride in a human-sized wedding dress stolen from a goodwill.
The elven side of the aisle of course has the elvish bride's father and mother, as well as her older sisters, as well as all the forest animals who inhabit her parents' court.
The goblin side is a bunch of The Labyrinth looking freaks in their best simulacrum of what they think good folks wear to weddings. The father of the bride is wearing a really snazzy cocktail dress.
It's a mixed tradition ceremony. The elven part of the ceremony involves the young couple being presented in front of the king of the forest, a majestic unicorn, who blesses the couple by touching them with his horn.
The goblins kidnapped a local priest to bless the couple according to their tradition.
The ring the elven bride presents to her wife-to-be is brought in by a squirrel riding a doe. It's made of silver, inlaid with decorative golden leaves.
The goblin worst man accidentally swallowed the ring, which was purchased from a pawn shop.
The father of the elven bride keeps looking over to the goblin side of the aisle, barely hiding his disgust. But he is resigned to it. What matters most is his daughter's happiness.
At the end of the ceremony his face sinks as the father of the goblin bride says "Welcome to the family! You can call me brother," while vigorously shaking his hand.
The reception is, of course, held at a speakeasy according to goblin tradition. The ceiling is only five feet tall, making it very difficult for the elves.
"An elf walks into a bar,"
"Will you please stop saying that!"
During the reception the father of the goblin bride, named Frankie the Third, decides to introduce his family to his new elven family.
"These are my older sisters, Frankie the First and Frankie the Second. No relation."
"What does that mean,"
#the father of the elven bride is absolutely disgusted by the goblin's dad#right up until he's got some of that good goblin ale in him and then they're both singing old shanties together#'i am amazed you know this one! it must be far older than you - we sang it hundreds of years ago!'#'yeah i ate some old musty book full of songs once and i think that was in there'#'...okay!'#they're superbowl dad buddies afterward
You understand my vision
My favorite bit is it sounds like @thydungeongal is there and they're live tweeting the wedding.
I was the goblin bride and it was the happiest day of my life
The goblins couldn't find rice to shower the newlyweds with so they used the next best thing: leftover vegetables.
The 86 - Mission 1 Audiogram
Every Tuesday and Thursday until the release of the first episode, a new audiogram will be released as a little tease for what's coming up! Here's today's!

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Episode Zero, Series Introduction, of #CalazCon is now live!
Go learn about the mega game actual play's structure and the lore behind the show!
I'm rewatching Succession (for some reason it seems thematically relevant in the current political climate) and I gotta say. Still peak television.