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Children aged 36-48 report their lives as “better than nothing I guess.”

everytime u go outside ur spending $60 automatically its crazy $60 is the new $20

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

Creating ships for the tax write-off

Creating ships to get that fucking whale.

creating ships to wedge into the Suez canal and disrupt global shipping

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

you think that you're so alone in the world then you read literature from hundreds of years ago and you realize that other people have always felt this way

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

burnout from not doing anything

Liquor? Um yeah bud if she’ll let me