It's true I'm dog girl

On;ly shit I read everyone else is hacks Doggies is the only source of information I have I got to It and I say to it I say to Doggies, Doggies how do I make a rue? but the Doggies magazine talks about dogs not rue so I don't make rue and I don't really do much of anything else to be honest

ME in highscool

Getting kind of sick of mind break in a “oh i now love this and this is all i want forever” way. It’s not bad but like. There’s so many other fun ways for someone to crack and that’s your go to every time?

not really a mind break if you just changed your mind about some things

when she asks you to treat her like a plushie so you pour milk onto her and suck it back out and she's sopping wet all the time and you throw her at the wall and she makes a loud thud

mother fuckers always trying to do this shit to me STOP

No

the only grind I respect is girls grinding against each other or something. like whatever the mortar and pestle get up to

wou.ld she be interested in someone who might have a runny nose?

many trans girls have a difficult time not worshipping the asses of other trans girls.

Many Trans Girls have a dificult time fucking LETTING ME

feminism is about blunts and weed. its about smoking marijuana, and as much of it as you can get your hands on

maid,.,,,, , i cummed,.,, clean it up

U don’t pay me enough for this shit

dungeon

I'm not a maid but you're probably happy I'm not a maid otherwise I would probably make a mess too and that sounds like it kinda ruins the point of having me around which is okay I mean if you don't really want me around that's fine, anyways I don't know how to clean up cum so I can't help sorry

yo mama so stupid she would run into this tunnel i painted on the mountainside

I would run into any tunnel you paint on a wall <3

She's perfect.....

my daughter could kick your daughter's ASS at looking pathetic and whimpering and crying if you make eye contact with her. and magic the gathering

This is what it's like for pathetic dogs out there like me and some others I know and probably some more I don't know too

Every day I put this on the telly and I pull out a cork with my teeth to a pour a nice glass of red water (I can't afford wine)